COMPUTER ERROR MESSAGES YOU'LL NEVER SEE

Access Denied. Nah na na nah nah!
Bad command or file name. Go stand in the corner.
COFFEE.EXE missing - Insert cup and Press Any Key.
EXCELLENT command or file name!
As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.
Southern DOS : Y'all reckon? (Yep/Nope)

Backups? We don't *need* no steenking backups.
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
CONGRESS.SYS Corrupted : Re-boot Washington D.C (Y/N)
SENILE.COM found . . . Out of memory . . .
Shell to DOS . . . Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS . . .

Press    to continue . . .
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue . . .
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue . . .
Error : Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue . . .

Press any key . . . no, no,  no NOT THAT ONE!
Press any key to continue and any other to quit . . .
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit ! Stay ! Staaay . . .