Days which aren't sunny, .
England in general therefore,
Bricks,
Thin women who ask if they look fat,
Fat women who think they're thin,
People who think they're God... THAT'S MY JOB,
McDonalds clerks who don't get my sense of humour,
Non dairy gum based partially gelatenated brain freeze causing beverages,
Those sodding Budweiser frogs that somehow reached British TV,
That futurama3000.de stated that Futurama was going to be cancelled, but it was just an april fools joke which I fell for,
Burger King clerks who don't get my sense of humour,
Wet cement,
* People who think they are SOOO cool just because they are good at running,
People who say they'll beat someone up then wuss out, cause they "can't be arsed". Hah.
fake cheese,
Department Store clerks that don't get my sense of humour,
People who insist eating animals is wrong,
Animal Rights activists for that matter,
Minks,
All those bloody appeals for money... Isn't there anything that people CAN do without help??
Brazil since it named itself after a nut,
Teachers that don't get my sense of humour,
Our Millenium Dome - Heheh it's a big Jiffy Popper.,
How everything is so much more expensive here... Except for little American flags ironically,
FOX and it's bloody stupid shutting down my site THREE TIMES NOW,
Fascist Holly who doesn't get my sense of humour,
People who WHINE INCESSANTLY ABOUT NOTHING, (yes yes, considering I made this list it's marginally hypocritical...)
People who can't get "there their and they're" correct at least ONCE,
People who don't know the difference between "two, too and to" too for that matter,
* Christians who pity me because I don't happen to believe in God,
Policemen who don't get my sense of humour,
My RE teacher who "knows" everyone...
Hahahaha, the Spice Girls,
Those Interactive Barney toys that keep saying Peek a Boo when you're kicking them,
Those Sodding Teletubby things that keep calling me a faggot,
People who ask A/S/L ALL THE LIVELONG DAY,
Fat hairy flabby disgusting men who INSIST on walking around tourist resorts naked,
Topless models who don't get my sense of humour,
Being slapped,
Being dragged from places,
* My parents random threats. .
That all good films are rated 18,
The fact I have my GCSE's soon,
Dentists,
Bricklayers,
Stately Homes,
Medievel Castles...
* Educational activities/films/places,
Flight Attendents who don't get my sense of humour,
Romania,
Blanco Y Negro,
Mr Motivator,
Dogs in little cute clothing $Ł%$% DIE DIE DIE,
Natural Fertilization of crops (read: human effluent),
All the bloody stupid laws England has,
The lack of busses around here,
People who assume they are funny without consulting others,
Free trials that are never free,
AOL CD's,
MSN CD's,
Compuserve CD's,
Freeserve CD's,
ALL THE BLOODY FREE TRIAL CD's,
Technical Support people who don't get my sense of humour,
Hold music,
404 File Not Found,
Dead Trees,
Potholes,
People who kill rabbits for fun,
Rust,
Viruses (It's not virii - damn American brainwashing),
Human Viruses,
Spicy Flavourings that AREN'T,
People who complain that Jalapenos are too hot for them,
The fact that Tourist Season doesn't mean the same as Duck Season,
People who say they'll do things but then DON'T, (yes yes, also hypocrisy but I hate myself for it, really, I do)
The National Lottery,
XXX Ads,
SPAM - the kind that isn't meat,
The Other kind of SPAM - the kind that still isn't meat,
People who say I'm awkward and disagreeable,
People who say they love everything,
Prison Wardens who don't get my sense of humour,
Languages I don't understand,
Languages that no one useful speaks but still exist.. - Urdu, Tagalog, French etc,
People who spell it Color who aren't American,
€uro signs,
People who say it supposebly,
ATM Cards,
That sodding woman who tells me phone numbers aren't recognized,
Auctioneers who don't get my sense of humour,
EBAY and it's stupid bid limits,
The fact IE 4's Save As thing only saves the HTML and not all the graphics,
The fact Emails don't have Resume functions,
Wingates,
People who are insecure about EVERYTHING,
School assemblies,
Fire drills when the bells don't even work,
Semantics,
Mnemonics,
Mind maps,
Political Correctness,
Farmers who don't get my sense of humour,
The fact that people in shops never address things to me because I'm a kid,
Old ladies with supermarket trolleys,
People who stand in my way of World Domination,
Rickshaws,
Bric-A-Bracs,
All these sodding laws of Physics people keep finding and making us learn,
People who call me rich and snobbish which I'm not,
Giant inflatable Moon Monkeys,
Dinghy's,
Songs with chords which I can't span on the guitar,
People who mock the Welsh,
Foreigners who don't get my sense of humour,
That whole thing with Mr Hale and the Communism and the Innapropriateness
Abacii
Ginger Snaps, (GRR).
Running out of ice cream,
Having to hurt people's feelings more than twice in one day,
People who say you should always tell the truth even when that's often a VERY BAD IDEA,
Barney - Will this madness of his never end...
Idiots ("That's a cabbage I think, or a cucumber"),
Morons ("What's Ł12 in English currency??"),
More Idiots ("Our washing machine flooded?? What, with water??")
More Morons ("My Pokédoll evolved into a Jynx!! NOW I BEAT YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER!!" ::starts making aeroplane noises::) And yes, these are things people above the age of 15 have said to me.
People who just don't understand the brilliance of Team Rocket
That it costs Ł14 for just TWO episodes of Neon Genesis Evangelion.
* People who call it PIKABLU and not MARRIL.
My terminally dull stats project that I didn't get an A* for,
The Mendip hills,
People who sort of vanish for ages then accuse me of not talking to them...
People who pick faults with everyone (yes, again, hypocrisy, but I'm allowed),
* The fact that there are only 2 hemispheres,
Geocites. Why??
You. If your name is Helen, that is.
The Smell of Large Dead Frenchmen (although it can be worth it)
Porcupines
23 hours on a coach through continental Europe...
TOOTSIE!!!!!! ASPIRING DOUCHEBAG..
* Pleasure Island ,
*- FUNimation and Saban
* People who think their God is a big metaphorical ball of light.
The name "Chester". It's stupid.
* Carol Gilligan
Jam with SEEDS urgh,
Gates,
* Rik, ,
* Townie girls... .
* The Rock,
* FUNimation again,
This boat in Germany that was themed after The Enterprise,
A book I have for some reason, called "The History of Golf". I believe you pronounce it "Kindling". Which is just the same way as you would pronounce "Grattan Catalogue", "Readers Digest" and "Letters from the Headmaster".
Tarnish
* This "Battle of the Badges" Pokémon special I just watched a bit of on Sky One...
Pick up Sticks
* My German family.
German Cheese and German Sausage.
German people who don't get my sense of humour,
* Danny Baker and his Sky One Simpsons special a couple of years ago.
The German Theme park thing... Here, have a look at the delights they show kids, (yes, actually click this one)
That no one got me anything for easter... at all. I like chocolate!! :o(
* Ed, Edd, and Eddy which replaced the usual 2 hours of Dragonball Z for this weekend.

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