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"I believe God to be a giant white metaphorical ball of light..." I just heard a rumour that Liz won't be returning to CGS!! (choir music swells) A time of great sadness. Oh, Liz, we hardly knew ye!! Yes, you were pure evil, but I learned to see the goodness in that. I'll miss you, my little friend who used to try and fit into a size 8 dress (an eternal struggle). But, rest assured, you will not be forgotten (whenever we see a fat person lying their big round ass off). Downtown Kobe, 1997... That was a good one, eh Liz!! They blamed it on an earthquake but we all know where YOU were holidaying NOW, don't we!! Yep, indeed, I'll always remember that vile, near-poisonous gas you would emit when you were happy. And I'll never forget lunching with you in the cantine, watching you bite the heads off ten raw chickens and gulp the toner from the cash registers... How you loved that toner. But wait!! I know!! Liz's memory must be honoured - We should have a parade!! (music changes to marching band) We'll declare a national holiday!! With wonderful floats and big balloons, and we'll all drink fizzy lemonade, and eat neopolitan ice cream as was your want!! We'll celebrate the finer moments of your life, Liz!! You shall not have di.., uh, departed in vain!! Uhm... uhm... feh whatever.
This is (spit) Patrick (spit). He (spit) was (spit) one of the (spit) boys who (spit) I had to stay (spit) with in (spit) Germany. (spit). (annoying mobile phone tune that sounds suspiciously like the gameboy version of Pokémon). (spit).
This is Nico. Burn it.
This is Stephanie. 'Nuff said. I have no bloody pictures of Mathius!!
Hah, SPREAD RUMOURS ABOUT ME WILL YOU?? We should kick your ass and leave you to LIMP home. LIMP. Get it?? Cause you're an impotent twat. AHAHAH. (From Greg and James) Yes, yes, I know it's petty and not at all my style but that felt SO much better. :o)
I have nothing really against Sarah, but it's just this pic - doesn't it remind you of Bride of Satan or something?? EEeEEeeevil....
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