Was going with Yr 10/11 and the Sixth Form to Duren in Germany. Now, with the company not being able to get places at Duren for everyone, she's staying there with the Sixth Form and pawning us off onto the other German Teachers to stay at Bad Kreuznach, an extra several hours drive away.

Little is known about this teacher, except she gave me a C+ four years ago and I haven't forgiven her for it yet.

"Only 15% of that will go into your plughole..."
Head of middle school. Gets very excited about Chemistry in general. Tends to overuse her one prescribed joke, that we have brains the size of planets. Pluto!! Ahaha. Yes, very amusing, but pluto is still several thousand miles across isn't it?? Compared to about a foot width for a head, that's still quite large.

An unknown quantity in the world of teaching... (well for me anyway). She replaced Miss Oberman who mysteriously vanished to teach elsewhere at the end of last year.

"My hair is going greyer by the second. Yes it is... Pressure Pressure Pressure."
She's coming to Bad Kreuznach. We're all worried.

Vanishes mysteriously for months on end, without being seen once. Missing posters go up. Then suddenly, she's back with a vengeance. For Sale posters go up. Taught Chemistry for a while.

"I'm proud to be Welsh."
Our very own Freudian nightmare...

"Fine, take the foundation - you'll just fail it anyway... I don't care"
Also coming to Bad Kreuznach. We have Bad omens.

Inhabits the art block. Makes people paint and do pottery and what have you. Assisted by Mr Baxter I believe. Doesn't like me at all.

"And now we're going to do an old woman..."
Naive. Don't expose her to poetry - she gets very emotional. Was about to start a charity up to "A Beggar Woman", and instigate revolution when faced with society's portrayal in "Stealing".