H A L E HEADMASTER "If I'd not wanted people to laugh at me, I wouldn't have worn a bra..." | A S H L E Y - S M I T H HISTORY Great taste in ties... Growing old gracefully. Subject of perpetual Year 7 ridicule, year after year. |
B A X T E R ART Prim and proper denizen of the art block. Stalks cheeky people from a distance. Sometimes roams the halls... possibly looking for food, we don't know. | C A R R CHEMISTRY Head of Science, with a sense of humour. These don't usually have a place within a public school, so it's understandable that it's somewhat underdeveloped. |
D O B S O N TECHNOLOGY
(sees someone using a strip of wood as a whip) "Oh, is that for me??" | E A R L E Y ECONOMICS
"I bet you're wearing hotpants under there..." |
G R A H A M P.E. Running a marathon soon. Saviour of all that is good and pure, who warred valiantly with the now long gone Mr Thompson. | L E S E R MUSIC Teaches music to all who dare take it. Runs the choir with occasionally muscial results, although the orchestra is somewhat less fortunate. |
L I D D L E PHYSICS
"What party??" | L O V E D A Y BIOLOGY
"It's my duty as a man to spread my wild seed..." |
M A R K H A M PHYSICS Stone Cold Steve Markham, assertive to the max!! I crack myself up sometimes... | M E T H E R I N G H A M P.E. New P.E. teacher whom certain members of the Year 11 girls happen to have a crush on... never really spoken to him though. |
Part 2 of the guys comes soon...