H A L E
"If I'd not wanted people to laugh at me, I wouldn't have worn a bra..."
A S H L E Y - S M I T H
Great taste in ties... Growing old gracefully. Subject of perpetual Year 7 ridicule, year after year.
B A X T E R
Prim and proper denizen of the art block. Stalks cheeky people from a distance. Sometimes roams the halls... possibly looking for food, we don't know.
C A R R
Head of Science, with a sense of humour. These don't usually have a place within a public school, so it's understandable that it's somewhat underdeveloped.
D O B S O N
(sees someone using a strip of wood as a whip) "Oh, is that for me??"
E A R L E Y
"I bet you're wearing hotpants under there..."
G R A H A M
Running a marathon soon. Saviour of all that is good and pure, who warred valiantly with the now long gone Mr Thompson.
L E S E R
Teaches music to all who dare take it. Runs the choir with occasionally muscial results, although the orchestra is somewhat less fortunate.
L I D D L E
L O V E D A Y
"It's my duty as a man to spread my wild seed..."
M A R K H A M
Stone Cold Steve Markham, assertive to the max!! I crack myself up sometimes...
M E T H E R I N G H A M
New P.E. teacher whom certain members of the Year 11 girls happen to have a crush on... never really spoken to him though.
Part 2 of the guys comes soon...