You're Joking !
~ Musical & non musical jokes for everyone ~
Which kind of fish is very musical ?
Answer : Tune-a fish
If people play in orchestras, then where do pigs play ?
Answer : In a porchestra
Why does a pig go "oink" ?
Answer : Because it's a pig : All pigs go "oink" !
Why is it dangerous for a musician to carry his/her instrument across ice ?
Answer : because if you don't C sharp, you will B flat !
What kind of music can one read in bed before lights-out ?
Answer : Sheet music
What do musicians take with them when they go to the supermarket ?
Answer : A Chopin-Liszt
How do you know when you have tightened up your bow too much ?
Answer : When it looks like Robin Hood's bow
Which composer do cooks like ?
Answer : Bake-h-oven
When is a bow dangerous ?
Answer : When it's a bow and arrow
What must a guitarist not do when he/she breaks a string ?
Answer : mustn't fret.
Which teacher only has one pupil ?
Answer : Cyclops
Which animal only has no eyes ?
Answer : No idea ( pronounced no - eye - deer )
What happens if you haven't got anyone to play with ?
Answer : You'll have to duet yourself.
Which composer is hard to find ?
Answer : Haydn seek
What is something that tastes good and is found in between bar lines ?
Answer : Mars bars
What kind of peg can't you use to hang your clothes to dry ?
Answer : A Tuning peg
Which is a type of rest you can touch ?
Answer : A chin rest
Which composer do dogs like ?
Answer : Bach ( bark )
Which composer do you get if you play Bach fairly often ?
Answer : Offenbach
Why did Tchaikovsky move around all the time ?
Answer : Because he composed a piece in 5 flats
We know that Bach had bad eyesight, but what about his teeth ?
Answer : They weren't much better.....too many suites
What's the proper term for plucking strings when you're hungry?
Answer : Pizza-cato
