| You are HERA. You are delighted to see your brother Poseidon encouraging the Greeks (with his war-cry as loud as 9-10,000 men) - the problem is your other brother/husband. He's promised Thetis the Trojans will set fire to the Greek ships: how can you distract him from this? You plan a grand seduction. You give yourself a complete make-over. You are very pleased with the way you look - and smell. But there is one item you deperately need... |
