Anchises was the father of Aeneas
You are AENEAS. Although you ran away the last time you met, today you are not afraid of Achilles. You boast about your much superior family tree. But, you say at last, enough abuse of each others' families. "Let's fight!" You hit Achilles' shield (unfortunately it's invulnerable). Then his spear smashes your shield to bits, and he is rushing at you with sword drawn. You've only got a piece of rock ...

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