Poor old Ares. Where is your sense of humour?
You are ZEUS. Ares comes whingeing to you, but you show no sympathy whatever. But he - as an immortal - is immune to criticism, and he is soon back to his normal cocky self. Paeeon heals his wound and the beautiful goddess of youth gives him his bath...

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