Written by Chris Lund, Tony Hale, Mike Hallenbeck, T.J. "Money"
McCart, and The Unknown G. There is a gap of Parts 12 - 15
because I lost the original and I am busy reconstructing it. Well,
um, have fun!
Name of the Game by The Unknown G Ones there was boy how had no powers and al ways giting betup for doing nothing for gangs so for one night and shoting store so he wich for all mutants half powers and the gain to never die and heil my self fast then the naxe night a strang light hit his body so hard there was an explochun in my room. So my parents came so did my sisters and bother so the room all back and brock an stuff in my room than they sa me. Liying on the bad they tuck me so fast to the hospital and then the doctor. Tucke me to the E.R. and try to operat when the sa me I had now dameig on me. They tuck me out of the E.R. and siad No damig to your son than my parent told the doctor how much damich I had. Then the doctors tuck my parents to me and look and siad how did is heil so fast them I siad, I do not know.
Naxe Part by Chris But i did now and them foold by me when I got to his hous he laufh so hard becuz he got mutan powa. DAMD THEM AL he yelle an then he wen to bad the naxe day he talking to the gang bos an siad I wan to be nuw boss. Butter oh wait not butter nevar mind. But old bos tryd to bangg him an he wuz scard but he heil and heil and old bos bangd nothing. Then he pikd up a niner an wumpd old bos bad till old boss die and go to gain hell. Ten he is new boss an tellin peepa wat they do for him but they was mutan all of tem. He needed a big bos helpa so I hir a gy Tony and. Tuny help me bos all tha litel gees. Tiny am coo G he got phatt staks an smok weed an chees. An he tellin me alwaz that he got wonam Basbi. But I not ever know her.
Part Tree by Chris Ones me and Tony are smokin chese and my mom came up and siad Son cum home with me but I siad mom i gots new life with da gang and that bicth just woodint take no. So I tuck my bigest littel G his name is TJ Money and he got stack almos as phat as Tony but he got mom to go away and. For that i makes him a big J or G or whatevre. Me Toni an TJ Mony al rase our 40s but a litta G came in all black and bruck an his name being InChoel an Money siad Inch wot happened. Inchol siad he git betup by raval gain Oingo Boingo wich i bein new boss an al never herd of. I find my best junyor playa he a docter and we call him Hollow Doc but why we call him hollow is not matters. But he fixx In Chole up good. Then me, Tuny, TJ Money an Inchel plan takin down Oingo Bonigo.
Meenwile by Chris There was othe kids in town calld Ash Jesy and Jim and they gots litel aminels that siad Peeka pee pee cha kichoo an squitel squitel an bubba sore an charbock an weesin was cool cuz he smok weed but no cheez and they hav frends Bork an Mitsi an they got gronniks an togay pee an G.O. dood but one a my litel G's had a driv by and butsed all they caps isept a dum duk that siad Sy sy sy duk so we let him go ok bak to my stori
Part Five by Tony I wash sitting in me room dowm in da hoot wit me little ge's an ten tis humongos gy cume in ta room. He sad "Hay punk you stol me chese and I cume her ta tuck it bach." I's say "dat mein cheze of you want it you gots to tuck it." He's sad "okeay" and ten he pul out a longe gun und sey "di hoo." I sen ta gun and gots realy scared so i's hid under me cair. Ten he start sooting all over ta plase. Butt Babsi cume in and stopp him she tuck his gun und soot him othean i hugg Babsi und stat smokin me chese
Part Sex by Mike Ha ha luck wat i roted! Luck hea n e way Im da littel J I mean G ok wut wuz gunninn down them foos wit da aminals. They no heil I wont to kill Oingo Bogno. Wut wuz is sayin o ya. I funna be becomin biggest assest G ever wuz. No wut I got bangd it suxd cuz I no heil I wanta kill Ogno Boingo. Dats whiy.
Sevnest Part by Chris Ok its mee again alrit so me Tyny TJ Munny Hollwoah Doc Inchel an Kime all think bout how Onyo Bonio funa dy cuz thay B mesin wit bigest G's like us. Then IT hapind big leder fromm. Oigno Gobno cum ovrey an siad I B herin stuph frum me litelst G's bout yoo sass holes then Inchel siad NO I NOT ASHOL I AM INCH HOLE an he stat betin up biggy Ono Bono leder he runn awaigh an we lauf laf laugf an Inchley becum big G so noww Miek an Holwo da only litel G's of us sixs
Part Ate by Tony Noting gowing down wright now so I's tell you a
story. Once in a lannd farr, farr aways (well, actualy its onlly
too blocks down die road) I wuz walking wit my little Gs and me
little G's was walking wit me we's turnned the korner and tere he's
wuz, my archnemmes, archriva,
arch...bad gy. He's sey yoo, wy you's walking down my sidewalc. I's
seid, "It no your's I, dont sea your namme. He ten pulled a
pinsil out his pocket and right his name. Me little G T.J. Money
sed "You's cant do tat." Ten a bigg gy punched T.J. I
says "its on now pumk" so there wuz dis bigg fight. Ten
the police come and arestedd the gys. Butts me and me G's gotts
away. Now I sleep wit my light on, imcase that gy cumes back.
Part Nein by Mike Ha ha i dond it again can you gess it means 'no' in amerikan got it. N E way im SO so SO madd im not no be a big S or G screw it like da boss or even TJ Mony or Inch Hol. So DAMM is figger is gotta do sumthin bout dat rite! so he i gos up to big boss is not noh his name and says me "luck here i funna be big G rite" and sez him big boss "ok you whup Ogno Bnoogi guy bad" and i still am not nohing his naem rite. i make long story short and whup sum kid his name Spensz wit a niner and u no wut he drop a thng calld 'ralegunn' but is not like too gud, it slo but gots powa so i keep and shar wit my gang, so gess it i am big G becom!! DAMM i wrot long long time i now present wit no more adoo BIG BOSS LEEDR ok bye 4 now u kan tell i happy to a big G be.
Supr Spical Part Tan by Chris Dat foos Spinzar dat Miek big gee laide out he ree spond an stated bein a biger G in Oignb Ono so i herd at lest an he call hissef Quake Gaad an he camp alwaze but NE way only litel G in da 6 of uss is now Halway Dok so we dont need him to be big G cuz he be sayd bad thigns bout old leder sum timz so he stai litel G an dat fien wit us all cuz he a litel G doc so then inchel holey siad We gotin alwas pukned by Ono Bongo an we needs ta fite baks so i say Hole Woah Dock go covert unda cuvvuh an be a big G ova thair so now we got litel G's frends in big G's places get it hahahahohehehaohoooowoahwahoo an dats da plan and. Doc siad it finey wit him so he go to Spnecre (aka Quake Goad) an sign up so he spy fo us.
Part 10+1(or 2 I dont no) by Tony I's wuz sitting in my's speical room (wink, wink), and da fone is ringing. So i's pick it up and it's wuz T.J. Mony he saz "I gots u a knew G who's want to be a's G im hour hood." I's sez "what's dis G's name," TJ sad "hes name iss Bingo Bongo, he's is Ono Bongo's brotter." I's say "I half to check him out meself, so I's is going to cume down to use." Soo i walk down to the paid fone where T.J. wuz. The fone is ringing so I's pick it up and it's Bingo Bongo. He's say "I's cidnapped T.J. Money, if you's wants him back cume to me." I's sey "okeay" und hang up die fone. I's go in this darc ware home and Bingo Bongo sey "wellcomme, now di" the lights cume onn and a lott of gy's come at me. Soo I's {POW} and the black gys go {WHAP} and then he pulled out a {SOCK} und I {BAM} and {KRPLOWEY} und save T.J. (I no that dis chaper will be made intoo a moviey so I's sing a song that they moviey gy's will play durring the kredits) We's are die warld, we's are die cildren...um, de, da, dum, humm, la, te, ra, cause we's are the campions, no time for losers, cause we's are die campions, um die, la, hum, uhh, ahh, lee, lee, la, cause I been spending all me life living im a ganster's pardise...yeah, tank you, tank you.
Swite Sixsten Part: Muzic Spiceal by Chris We mai bee gainstas but wes lik to git down hit it Otny an Toni stat bangin drumz lik he a crasi man then TJ Cash or Monny (sari) he stat dansin lik a crasi man (wes all crasi mans) an Basbi (she our leed singa) stat signin La la la da do do de dai an then Miek da crasi man bakup singa stat croonin he siad "No no tri dis" ro ro ro yer bote an i join in ro ro ro yer bote an Basbi join in ro ro roa yur boat an TJ not noh wurdz so he kep dansin an Toni gots percuchin but then Inchell an Holawalawolaweela cum runnin in an shoutin Oingo Boingo iz cumin so wes all hide an big Spencre cum in an brakin dores an everiting all brock an buck he find Tonis cheez an TJs staks wich wur by this time evin phatter than Tonis an Holydoc git up an siad "No don't shout" cuz i forgot he wuz big G ova their an they all lissin to him isept Brain hoo stats smokin Tonys chez an Tony didnt taik that too well he jpm up an yell "DIE HOO" an {WHAMMO} an he hit Brians bodi armur so he hurt his hand but Bryan not hurt wen Miek an inchel bust out big gunz i not noh wair they frum an stat firin wildley so thay all fall down isept Brian run an yell "I be bak" then Babsi git up an stat to sing agin
Parrt Sheventen by Tony Its dat time off da story fors me to tel use a storey. Okeay her's we goo. I's wus zitting in mes room looking at die wall. Ten I hears a crash zo is was looking out the windo. Is was seen a ambulance dat wasz on it's side it's was having a blown tire. The bach doors were opened and three peepoole were laying on the street. Naxted too them were these three little aminals. One were yellow wit long ears and it was looking like a big piece of cheeze. Ten I wa started to daydream ~~~~~ I wuz in the magical chese land, MADE OF CHEZE! Everything was make of chese. I runned up to a lamp post and tuck a bite of it. Ummm chedder. Then I tuck a bite of a door ohhhh, provolone, ten a dogg ran ups to me and stated barking. So is picck him ups and bite him. Ummm, ohhh, yummm, mozerella. Then i heards a big bang und woke up. Down on the stret wus Milkchel Hallywood Doch. He was cicking the people. Then he pulled a parking meter outs of the sidewalc and smacked the people. Dis scared me so i was hiding unter me chair. Is hope that me never mache hims made.
Part Ateen mynis fife sikths by Chris Dis is a spicil fasbak prat sens it quz bein roten afta part twente evin so wes biggin Gs wuz siten rownd playin a gaim of poka me Toni Myke inkel Mony an Holo sens dis wuz bevore da skandul of Miek lokin liky Hala but yoo not noh dis yet neva minde sas i hoad a goodin hand of fivy acis but dey wuz al of spaids sens is bringin mine own cards fur deez gaims. So Tony lay his down an fold cuz he gots nutin am Mune fold 2 as wel as Myk so onle me Ink an Holo left i gits hapy an say NO BETS LAY DOWN NOW Holo have tree jaks i siad hoho yoo suk but Inch gots ate jokas i siad YOO CHATER an pul out gunn an shut himm so den inch run awai cryyn but a wiek lata i apolojise an wes iz kool now but i take his munny cash da cheatin bastid but i fond nice koll hard gote as kaesse so its ok.
Prat 18 mynis tree sikths by T.J. Mi gees an me loakd fur a cok cuz we wuz tirsthy. Litle Itch fond us a coek an we chugaluga it. Brub! Scus me, i sowwy. I get bord sos i loukd for Ogy Boogy Maan undr mi bet. I spoot im undr mi bet an get butt it wit hes as. He try tu pock mi is bud i cundr wit mi suppr powrs an kyk hes bals. Ogy Bogy says "yus is ded mann know!" I says "no im TJ Mony an yuz is ded!" We sqwapd an get hoit bud son i strat wining an he beg "SPAR ME!" I says "no" an du Modral Kumbad onn hes as. He deyed. I's sso hapy dat i froget tu bari the boti. I barid im an get anoder coek frum da fritge. Brub! Dat wuz god. Editurz Noat: Ay yi yi yi yey yee woo hahoo TJ Munny big Gee auteur cmon ryde da trayn woop wooph meka lekca hy nmekka hynee hoh i drinkx Coke but Oingboingoo mon not ded yet onle Keni G Kriss wit hiz heil powa kin kill dat foo
Reel Part 18 by Mike Ok noh wear wuz i? Dat foo JT Moni tink he all badd n stuff, but all he got is cok. NE way zinz is am big G me becom not noh i wot to do. So i go to this stor wutz cald "Miciys" (hey liyk me naym!) and get me a kold do u noh DoDaDo and is wokkin out of da stor and wut do min eiys behoalt but tree gai-as Ogo Bnogas drunken stupd PSEPI and tapin dey damm futs and fukkin sangen BABABA and i get SO pisd off i strat walin' on dem butt dey is tree and me is wun so i must ree treet. So funna is getinn my som bakkup all wot has do and we ree turn isept dey gonn now so i gess we party noh! But Mikyis is not gud party plas oh well.
Part Nindytine by Chris Refur too part sevnestine an yoo will see dat Toni refarss twoh a man naimd Milkchel Hallywod Doc or summin liek dat at furst i tawt nuttin of dis but de other dai ol man Stubbi hoo yoost to be a memba of awr gain butt iz noh a prat of da Oiyngy Boingo gain. Cumd to mes an siad "Yur litel G Holadok hoo yoosd to spi on uss" cuz by dis timey he had ben disskuvurd but he iz unda Witnis Pertekchun "Holo is rilly..." an he pozd for dramatikul purspisez "YUR BIG G MIKE!!" an me jow hunged opin wile Stubbi run awai an laufh an i tink to myself "is is neva being seein Mike an Holoo togetha...an they loock kinda alick isept Dock ware glases" so i confrunt Mike an sai "ARE YOU DA LITEL G NOWN AS HOLADOC?" an he nodd his hed i say "But wy" an he say "Cuz dat way i's gits too staks at once" but dis all cunfuz me much i not camprhind wy he wood do dis so i's hitt him an hitt him agin an he go up in smoak an jst as i sispextid hoo shood apeer but PHATSTAKS JEENY da one hoo givd me my mutan powas isept heil cuz i wuz born wit dat but jus didint noh but now i scard cuz Phatstaks is bein very powaful so i hyde unda a box an thro twigz at Phatstaks. He melt an dispeer but i not tink twigz did it an he probly bein bak sumtime but 4 now i go kill Stubbi cuz he in kahuts wit Phatstaks.
Supper Speical Annerversary
Chapter #Tweentiy by Tony Hello, alls me little g's, dis
is our supper speical annerversary chapter. Soo to to
(wait i's allready sed tat) cellerbrate, i'ms going to tel you's
a storey. I waz zitting in me's rom (like ms allways be doing).
Ten TJ money cume in und hees sayd, "Looks i cann play's
Magic(TM). I's sead dat I's want to see Magic(TM), so TJ Mooney
sits down ands pulls out a's dick of kards. I says "kume
mone i wants to see magic. So TJ started setting kards down. Hes
seyd, first, you tap dis, den the look at tis, ten you do this,
and a bunch of uther stuph i's dont remember. Ten i sae "tis
not magic" and TJ sey "yes it is" and i sayd
"no," TJ say "yes" i say "no," TJ
sayd "yes." Ten i said "NO!"
Then TJ sey "find! I'm a going to firebal you's." So
hes tap his cards (which i's dont not understand becauz he turned
then sideaways) and threw a kard at me's called firebal." He
stated jumping up and dowm seying "I won, I won." I
said "here reals magic trick" then i pulled out a liter
and sett his kards on fire. I seyd "there's you's firebal"
ass the kards quickly got on fire. TJ gots a said look on his
phace an runs out of me room. I waz stil a little madd so I go
over to mes chese and stat singen "You's are soo bootyful to
mes."
Prat 21 Is geaux tu P.We. Plaa Hous an sea da jennie. Is say "Phat Staks iz out i neid helb" He says "Meka meka high mecha meca li lo" Is say "Screw u" and shot him. He dyd and Is hapy. Den salsmen cam tu da doooooor an is shot him tu. P.We. den saw drity movy an chockd his chikn. Is shot him tu wenn a cowowow cume an says "Eet mo chikn" Is says "Heel noh" an shot him tu. Da cuoch denn talkd sos i saat own it. Denn is sai "I smock me chese" an evryon yeld "CHESE! AHHHHHH" Is god pised sos i shot dem awe.
Part 2 and 2 I not am nohign wot JJTMTMony done did (i is secret think he is very wack in his hed) but N E way wun dae i am da nusparpr pik up (cos i try 2 be edumakaytd) and wot do i see gess! No reely gess! No u arong! Ok may b u arite bot wut i relyy se is da frnto hedlyn - wel i cant reed so i coppe heer - TOWN HALL BOMBED - and i wudnt noh wot it meen xsept i see a prettie pic of da tounn hal and its deestroided. So i am runn so so SO fast to da boss and say LUCK LUKC and wot do hes say but...
Part 23! I siad jigga lets role so wes runin ova to da town hal an sau Birna Spinsir beetin holo liek a read hedid steppchile an i siad NO YOOS BE LETIN ME LITEL G GO an stat woompin wit my tunda powas wile Brin stan dair an tuck it wit no damich den he relees backlach an strik me bak an it HURT LIKA BLUND HAIRD STEPMAMA but den big bos helpa Toni hoo tell now had dun nuttin but tel storis siad CHEZE GO an litel cheez bals stated leepin on Biran an bitin him he sccreem but shak em al off wen Toni hoki chekd his big bad sef an Banri go runin off i siad Tony tank you veri.
Part 24 (Nex Day) I wuz siting in me's rom and ten I heard i expolchun (it went booooommm). It scared me and i peed meself. N E ways so i gos out to sees that the cheze shop waz blown to smitherinies. I wuz enraiged and sed "Sucha, thers going to be some hella to be payd." So is go to the remains of the cheze shop and use me superpowa (mutant powa i got in 13 chapter) and i's fly like die wind (whooosh, there i gos) I use my x eye powa to see footprint so i follow them to find a shadowy figure. I walks up to him and bammmm. He fellow througth the walls. When he cam out me saws it wuz...to be continued sucha!
Part 25 Ones I am dun wit da nuspapr not noh i wut t2 do so i am for a litel wok go and wak and wuk and i go 2t min fayvrit alleyy and i wolk and wakkl sum morr and OH SHIT BAM i geti smakkd akros mi noz (wich u may noh by da wa iz ALREDDYE BROK) and im cot in krossfyr! I se Tuneity and yel WOTS GONI ON and he sez CHEZ SHUP BLUO OUP and i showt SO WUT and he go I KIK FUNA ASS and i sez OK and so we beet aruodn som foos and o ya i fergoted dar is a sadowy man and miney eiys beholt da Pokypeepel. Jim and Jezy wy dey bloeuwy up al dat chez iz beyand me but so we bet dem bad SO bad cuz dey hav NO bakkp and dats al I gess!
Part Twemesiks Den gangsta boo bust in an soot us all down wen i nexx waykin up i's is aloney wit de ol boss he siad YOOS HAF BIN TAKIN ME GAIN AN NOW YOOS IS GOONA PAY i very scard but perpair me heil an SMAKKOOO Phatstaks bustid in! I's is believin dat me G's bein findin me an rescuin me but Phatstaks sez day bizy wit Spensur so i's say whut iz yoo wantin he sez yoo 2 fite i sez hell no yoo a jeeny an runin awai am i doin tel i iskaip da room an now in a darc prizin halways an is seein Inch an sez "We in deep gote cheez sucka" but now bak to Toni Mike an Holeo...
Part 72 (opps) Make dat 27: THE CHAPTER WIT DA MOST ACTION
SUCKA We be's jaming to a cicking beat as i smak Spensur like
a red-headed stepchild (sucha). He sayd "Now's you's going
to die. He ten charged at me. But I trip on a cair and fel, so i
tri to play it off by seying that i ducked, Spensur rann to the
window but turned around, then i saed "SUPER KASE SMASH"
and punched him. {CRASH}
He fel trougth the window. I's saed "You no's getting away
from me" and jumped trough the windo. We landed on te back
off a garbag tuck. Sensur Spensur (sory) pikced
up's a can and {BANG}. I
wobbled bach and fort as little pices of cheze spinned around me's
head. Spensur ten hit me's wit a glas bottle {SMASH}.
I fell over anded seen a white lighte. I's felt like I's was
floating. Ten a shadowed figure apears and saided "You's can't
never give up's, beleve in da powa of chez" I's sey "ya"
and wok up too sea that we's were falling onto a garbag ship,
heading out to see. I stands up felling renewed. Spensur cume ats
me butt I counters hims move und upperkuts him {SOCK}.
He's stands up and I's rundhause kiked him {POW}.
Ten I hears a noise so I's look ups. Editor's note:
While reading the next part you must sing the mission impossable
music or have a friend sing it And i's see Mike parchuting
from a's helicopter. He landed and we's team up against Spensur.
Mike and I yells "Super Double Team Combo Move!!!" Ten {BAM}{WHACK}{SOCK}{WHIT}{KERPLOWYEEE}
99 hit combo! Ands Spensur fell into the water {SPLASH}.
Mike and i's then return to the g's hood were we's have a as-kickin
party wit me little G's and big G's and we be singed "Does
not matter wat cumes, Kase is beter in life, wit Kastos freshnes
ful of life. Noting gots to you's stay frish staying cool, wit
Kastos freshnes ful of life. Freshnes is beter, wit Kastos
freshnes, freshnes is beter wit, Kastos freshnes full of life.
Kastos the fresch macer (ding)."
Trap 28 Is stil at P.We. Plai Houes wen i fuond dat P. We was still alife. I wuz gona shot him agin wen Lamp Chob an Barmy came in an zang "Lamp Chob plai alung. Chock ur chikn an zeng along" I got pizd sos i shot Lamp Chob in da hed. Barmy den says "U ned a hog" I says "Hell noh," an shot him toooo. Den P. We. sais "Chese!" an everyon yeld agin. I got so pizd dat I follwd daled ov mi freids an bomd thee Plae Hose. Wenn i levt iwuz chasd bi sumon colld Bea Jai. He says "Mine nam iz Bee Jay. Wanna BJ?" Is says "Dy ho!" an shot him. Im an murderous basterd hahaha. O weel. I mus fine me gees.
Paarty! Well Noh But Its 29 Mann I am STILL not nohign wot dat foo JMTMcMonei ben do. He reeli mus bee so wakd. So let i ree cap. Spinzra iz gon, olt bos is not gnon thohg, and dose danmd Poky foos be dun for. So hooz lef? DAZ RIT ol stupd Ongn Ybong y is stil dar an we funa BEET HIM BAD an me is not know how so me i he cal all da Gs 2gedda wot fer bicos Keniy and InhycHol be hoztaj! Veri scaoree but wei im divernet playszes betin donw difretn pepaes but now we are reechign climax kinda if yoo r not noh rite now and heer sez big Kenyi...
Part XXX (hahahahaawahooly) Den Phatstaks cumz pon me an siaz Jigga i's mak yoos smrata an slole but surly de size of my cerebral cortex began to grow. I was astounded by how quickly I had gained the wisdom of Phatstaks! Of course, the former gang leader was not impressed in the least. He shouted, "IS BE TARIN YUZE UPP!" I was quite terrified, but utilized my mutant powers to cast an intelligence spell upon him. He cried in agony as I began to fel sloer and sloer tel i tink al inteli...um...smratnis wuz gon but so wuz old leder an Inkhc siaing yous did it yoos did it an i sias Hell yea i donndid it wen olofasudin da sik of us wuz altageda wit sics emenes: me vursiz Oigny Bogno leder, Tony versiz Bingo Boingo, TJ versez BJ da menol dino, Mike vs. Bryen, Insh agint a litel buny (hohoho) an Holoheler fitin...wot de hell he is fitin PHATSTAKS! Po holo, i's tawt. Its al dounheel frum her.
Part 31 Is waklin two me Gs plase wenn somthen stol mi gunn. Is says "Hey! Gimmee back mi gunn!" Denn me muoth droopd as i sawed BJ eet it. "Noooooo! Is shoot u! UR ded!" Bee Jay lock at mee an says "Is neevr dy! Im BJ da al mity ashoe!" Hee hid mee wit hes tial an i feel bak. Is god pissd an need hes jeely beely. Denn Mareeo, Domky Kung, Yo Shee, an Pika Lu sho ub beeting ta shit outa on enoder. Is says "Mi stowy! Not yos!" Denn i sangs "Me an mee! An me an i! Iv u dont leev, ill reemov ur i! Denn u chall bee, vewy blin! Unaple too sea! Now leev mee bee!" I gut an aploze an dey lef. BJ denn tri two ramn mee wit hes hed butt i plazd perfekt upberkut dat mad heem fli bach. I reechd in hees stomack fur mi gunn, god it, an shoot Bee Jae im hees hed. Is says "Hahaha! Woo dee mann now?!" BJ got ub an says "I amn!" Is thot shit! Hees god tee viros! Is runn fur ah wile undil i remembr mine power. I turnd an throw syfillus at heem. BJ feel bach an dyd. "Noh im mann!" Is says az i wastd al me bulitz on heem. Deen i leev tu fine mi gees. O an i shoot Mareeo, Domky Kung, Yo Shee, an Pika Lu az i levt. Hahahahaha! Im muterous bassterd!"
Part 32 HOT DAMDN wot hapnadd i am not noh bot alvasudn i fays min wurst ememny hoo we al noe by now by da naym Brnya aka Quiayck Gaoad and u gat da pictruer rite! So i is liyk sayign HOLLY SHYTE an dat mussa scadr Bnria coz he runn awae but i is noh tht he a'nt gon for gud. So gess wut i am pull ut my neu betstes wepin wot cald 'chanegnu' an hunt dat bastid down. I cal BRYIN and i yel RYBNA and i showt YRB wel tats al but i am not get a ree sponz wen wot do i noh but a bluanwite rale fli bi me and i not sea warey it ben cum frum so i run! Oh no an i heer a scadrie voys say JAYMEI WAR AR U and anoder vuisz say IM KAMPN and in dat momnet i noh da twrueth: i had nout chayngd me sox in TREE WEIYKS o wayt no dat is not it bet wotevire it wos i figger im in deep syhit. Den anutdr rale i see and dis tyme it hit me in da stomick un im abotu to dae wenh i heer dis funy viocs: U MEZS WIT WUN NOH U MESZ WIT ANUTAH and i am not see ne 1 elz but sutdnlee it is miyrakle liyk u noh wan it vere amayscin thgin hapen and i gedup lift me chayngnn and go BAM BAM BAM and Byrin an Jayms are not get wut is goen on becuz dey camp and sinsz ov dey not gedit, thyed get KUT IN HAFF and im liyk WOW bud mi tink veriy soddinlee wot iv dee ree spond so i am wayt and wotya and sit der und zey nto cam bak so i fugir yep dey is fiynale gon to gain hell. Layta on in liyf i dink back on dis wot hapnd and i rebembre notting. Oh well bye!
Part 33 I's awok tis mourning and i's found me self tied to a pice of bigg cheze, and ten Bingo Bongo (or watever his damnmed nam is) cames up to mes and seyd nows yous going to die hoo. I seid "sucka i's no dieing now, I's be living." B.B. (ass I's call him) bought tis bigg Starwars typ gun over and puts it over me's. He's ty to soot mes but I's (luckly) moved out of da ways. The beam kut thougth the cheze lick as knife trougth hot cheze...ummm. HOT CHEZE ~~~~, oh wait, dis is no time for daydream. Bingo Bongo seyd "Sucha" and he's cume at me {BAMM} (sucha). I hit him like fugding thirty-style boxing. He's get mad and pulls out a .45 and stat soting all over da pace. I use meis super speed to run really, really fast like WHOOSH I be gone and back again. So I's be running them {SMACK}, a bulet hitts me shoulder. I's fall baclk in pain. Bye tis time Bingo Bongo, or B.B. had called for his bachup trops, wich I's like to call the Bouncing Beebles. Da, da, da, daaa so I's page me G's from a nearby phone, til Bingo Bongo blew it up, and I's goe fliyng akros the stret. I's hit the stret and lay tere, dead as a doornail, THE END
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Wait, just joking. So me G's come to help me. They curised down
da steet in da Legion tank they got's out and stated fighting.
Keny G. Kris opened da tank and let the legion gators out (we
found dem at shome place wit a's lonng name) Mike and TJ Money,
and Kris were fighting like it wuz 1999. Me's body stating gloing
and I's turned into a's huge Kase Dragon!! Dis scared the
bouncing beebles so they runs away. Mike and TJ Money took Bingo
Bongo to the bach alley. {BAM}{POW}{KRRSPLAT}.
Mike cumes bach but no TJ or Bingo Bongo. So I's flie over to the
ally and see's TJ und Bingo Bongo fighting. I use ma's SUPER KASE
BREATH and fryied Bingo Bongo. then I reruned to my nornal sape
and kick Bingo. He's gets ups and run's away seying "Now's I
know use true powa so I's cann stps (opps) stops you." I sey
"No use can't because use not a Legion solider, but nows
because I cann cange intwo as Bragon, Kris wants me too whear a's
Dogg kollar, just inkase.
Part 34 - Finel Kapta Heer i am at de end o de stori
but wait i's stil got wupmin to do inch got smakt by da smal buny
an dat kina funy but i fais down O.B. leder he say YOO GONA DAY
but i's iz hitin him an he fal down i tout "Damm dat wuz
eezy" den i reliz dat he dispeerd an hiz lif enegy wuz
bsorbyd inta Phatstaks! Dis kood onle men dat da OB leder suz not
reel an onle a ploi by Phatstaks den i turn to saw dat holo an
phatstaks wuz stil boxin wen Holoy ripp of hiz glaslenses an cry
owt "MY TRU IDENTITY IZ...HOLOFLANNEL (6.3)!!! I IZ DA SUN
OF PHATSTAKS!" he said too Phatstaks "lata popss"
an unleesh boltsz of enagee evriwayr!! i hide wit me G's as a
cozmik batel rayjd on. den is all ova an i's seein Holoflana
stand ova Phatstaks bodi an spip in hiz I. HOLO SAIVD US AL i
reelis as me Tony Mike Inch an Munny cum out from hidin. TJ Moni
soots da buny dat smakt on inch and sias "i's be carin for
me litel G's" an den I's is makin HoloFlannaly (6.3) a BIG G!!!!!!!
Den we's al go to Zeelind Nu an afta a fyoo carfol kee
asasinachinz we's iz runin da hole dam cuntry an we's naimz it
NUW CHEZLIND sens Toni iz now da sekertari of namin stuphf an i
siad to meself...i siad "Self!" cuz dats wut i's alwaz
kalin meself i sias "Self, me rites a buk" and Self
siad "Shur wy noght?" So i's wit help frum sum big G's,
rites dis buck youz iz now reedin.
Now 4 Toniz eplog
Epeeloge Afer chaper 33 Mike wuz discoverd by a mager
moviey producer, so now he's in hollywood making movies. He now
know as Hollywood G Mike.
Tony resides in New Chezeland awaiting the nex callenge.
T.J. Mony picked up a's note dat seyd don't not open, he opened
it and wuz banished to gang hell.
Bryian Spensur became a mime and trapped himself in a's box. He
is now living in a's condo wit da fishes in ta ocen.
Babsi is a magor movee star in California.
Phatstacks is spending the rest of his life running from da
liposuction machine.
HoloFlannel faced his worst kightmare, Satic Kling, by his
enemeny Holoplad.
Kenny G Kris is stil running da hood in a new golden erra of G's.
Ongo Bongo ???
Bingo Bongo was banshied for etereny caling out numbers at the
local bingo hall.
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