This is for Jyoti Mishra of pop group White Town, who suggested this.  The following is Mackie's version of her Summer '97 smash hit, Bitch. I s'pose you could even call it a purrady.

I am Mackie: I rule

I'm a cat, I know, but I can't change

Tried to tell you

But you look at me like maybe I'm a chicken underneath

Succulent and sweet

Yesterday I purred

Must have been relieved to see the feline side

I can understand how you can be so confused

I don't envy you

I'm a cat

I'm a kitten

I am feline...

....not chicken

I eat grass

Then I'm sick

I do not feel ashamed

I eat

I sleep

I do nothing in between

I wouldn't want it any other way

So leave me - let me eat

This may mean you'll have to buy me cat-o-meat

Rest assured that when I start to eat my dinner

And I'm going to have cream

Tommorow I will purr, and today won't mean a thing

I'm a cat

I'm a kitten

I am feline...

....not chicken

I eat grass

Then I'm sick

I do not feel ashamed

I eat

I sleep

I do nothing in between

I wouldn't want it any other way