1I walked into this bar and the man refused.
He said, "We don't serve strangers in blue suede shoes.
We don't give credit, and we don't give way--
We have to think about what the people might say.
You know what I mean..." I said, "Sure, man"
He gave me a smile that was sickly and wet.
And I offered him one of my cigarettes.
He took it, afraid that he might appear rude,
And proceeded to sell me some second class food.

2Nice guy
You meet 'em everywhere.. .

1He said, "My oh my, I have suffered too long,
And this cigarette seems to be very strong;
I don't make the rules, I just get what I take
And I guess every rule was made to break.
You can take what you like, it won't hurt me
Cause I’m just working for the company."
From his green cigarette he took a long drag,
And said, "I think I'll pick my travelling bag.
I’m tired of cheating, and wasting my head
And filling the boss's bags with bread.
I want to get out in the sun and rain,
And feel the wind on on skin again;
The world is large, and I've got time yet.
And, by the way, thanks for that cigarette..

2... ... 
Thank you very much."

1"You know, I feel like a new man
Yes I do, I don't know why;

2I’d just like to say
Thank you very much(indeed)

1It's a beautiful day
I think I'll be on my way (right away)

2I'd just like to say
Thank you very much.

1Yes, I'm getting the hell out of here
Yes, I am - bye, bye.

2That's the end of the message
Thank you very much.

1Bye bye...

Kevin Ayers
Whatevershebringswesing - 1972

1 Main chord sequence  eeeee_Ea_Aa_G_B7_
  (each character is a a quaver length)

(e = strum lower 4 strings of open E chord 0221xx
 E = downstrum top 2 strings (approx) of open E chord
 _ = quaver-length rest
 a = strum open A chord x02220
 A = open A chord with B strong open x02200
 B7 = open B7 chord 021202)
(and repeat)

2 Fill: BBBBBBBBAA_G_D#_E (barred E chords easiest)