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| Old Sound Clips (VHS Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker... | 59k |  |
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| She just has had a rather large organ taken out of her body... | 17.5k | |
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| Sound Clips from 'Christmas At Home' (VHS Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| An introduction to opera... | 141k | |
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| I dug your presents up... | 97.3k | |
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| He wanted an otter... | 112k | |
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| How did you know my size? | 47.1k | |
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| Always ensure that your bird is well stuffed... | 60.8k | |
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| It's only a jumper Tony | 99.1k | |
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| Happy *ucking christmas to you too... | 126k | |
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| Oh little town of Bethlehem... | 36.2k | |
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| That's a stripy ass... | 50k | |
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| We wish you a merry Christmas, oh thats the wrong number... | 57.1k | |
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| Theme Tune from Xmas 97 Special | 321k | |
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| Sound Clips from 'Jingle B***s (Out-Takes)' (VHS Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| I wondered lonely...bollocks! | 113k | |
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| I've got a bit of a stiffy actually | 110k | |
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| Fuck that for a load of old bollocks... | 100k | |
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| Mouth full of nuts... | 156k | |
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| Series 1 Sound Clips (VHS Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| So why dont we go on having sex... | 32.9k | |
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| Don't Gary you're getting dribble on my neck | 21.9k | |
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| Get in there my son! | 46.9k | |
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| Average male produces over 20 billion sperm per month... | 116k | |
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| Deborah nice name badge. I wish to pork you... | 43.5k | |
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| I reckon I could still be a guitarist you know... | 36.1k | |
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| For a while I wanted to be... | 69.5k | |
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| (Sigh)... Blow Job!... | 20.4k | |
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| Series 2 Sound Clips (DVD Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| (EP1) I'll tell you how you can get a jacuzzi when you're in the bath... | 101k | |
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| (EP1) So, you've sent out a letter to a major client, that ends... | 115k | |
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| (EP1) I'm looking for somebody with English as their first language... | 146k | |
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| (EP1) So, what d'you think of Deborah eh?.. | 53.8k | |
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| (EP1) I told her I agonised for ages ... Deborah's got a sports car... | 78.5k | |
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| (EP1) I hadn't paid the rent for three years... | 82.4k | |
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| (EP5) Going down... Catfish, dentures and rubber underwear* | 35.2k |  |
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| (EP5) Did I tell you about this motorbike I once owned...* | 27.5k | |
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| (EP5) Don't worry Its got an MOT...* | 46.7k | |
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| (EP5) I'm sorry, you lost me after penetration...* | 29.9k | |
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| (EP5) I had so much static in my trousers...* | 36.1k | |
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| (EP5) Help, Help... HELP!!* | 51.3k | |
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| (EP5) HELP... I never touched you!* | 13.7k | |
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| (EP5) Lay out the blanket on the floor...* | 46.7k | |
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| (EP5) <Electric blanket explodes> Bloody hell* | 35.9k | |
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| (EP5) Dorothy he loves you. And with a love like that...* | 52.4k | |
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| Series 5 Sound Clips (DVD Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| Sofa, sofa, sofa sofa sofa sofa! | 119k | |
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| Fridge, fridge, fridge fridge fridge fridge - full of lager... | 162k | |
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| Series 6 Sound Clips (DVD Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| He Looks Like A Spaniel... | 105k | |
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| Mixed Sound Clips (VHS Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| Get up you lazy bastard! (Re-recorded!) | 15.8k | |
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| Well, I was born under a wandering star! | 34.4k | |
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| What's your sun sign? I'm a solero... | 25.8k | |
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| <Sniff> I'm going down the pub! | 16.0k | |
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| Can I tell you how much I love... It's a bit wanky isn't it? | 90.3k | |
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| Just knod if you can hear me! | 97.2k | |
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| Way-hey! Look at the top bollocks on that! | 80.6k | |
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| It was terrible apparently, loads of people got killed | 91.7k | |
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| <Light sabre sound effects> Obi-wan at last we meet! | 74.9k | |
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| It's complicated down there, things need freeing up! | 90.1k | |
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| 'U' shaped seating amenity. No touchy touchy <crash!> | 64.9k | |
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| Other Sound Clips (VHS & CD Rips) | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| MBB Theme Tune (Uncut CD version) | 656k | |
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| Starburst (The Venus Hunters) | 1.58mb | |
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| Stand By Your Man (Neil Morrissey)* | 1.00mb | |
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| Bob the Builder (Neil Morrissey)* | 1.24mb | |
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| Short MOV files for playback on your PC | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| (From: S4E6) When Dorothy hides in Deb's cabinet | 920k |  |
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| (From: S3E2) When Gary is explaining about his 'feelings' | 946k | |
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| (From: S5E4) Tony is giving himself a home-made tattoo! | 798k | |
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| Stuff that doesn't fit in anywhere else! | |||
| Sound Description | Size | D/L | |
| BBC' MBB ComedyZone Screensaver | 1.29mb |  |
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| Sun Newspaper article about 'Last Ever MBB Episodes' | 543k | |
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| 'NEW' Animated Win95 MBB Startup Screen | 86.5k | |
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| WinAMP v2.50c (FREEWARE) | 588k | |
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| Nokia 6100 Series MBB Theme Ring Tone | 1.21k | |
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| Apple QuickTime (Link) for Virtual Studio | ?mb | |
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| The 'Men Behaving Badly - Totally Unofficial' F.A.Q. | 23.6k | |
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| The 'MBB-TU' Microsoft Plus! Theme! (BETA) | 905k | |
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| Desktop Themes v1.86 (MS-Plus! alternative) | 137k | |
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