Men Behaving Badly Totally Unofficial - Chat Transcription
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www.mbb-tu.co.uk

Chat participants:
master02 ----- Stuart (webmaster at www.mbb-tu.co.uk and chat technician)
kathead ------ Katherine (Site assistant at http://www.mbb-tu.co.uk and chat organizer)
simon_nye ---- The man himself - Simon Nye
tony_3k ------ Tony Stainsbury
robbie_3k ---- Robbie Glover (Chat transcripter)
joe_3k ------- Joe Moore
lady_katz_3k - Kasia

Date and time of event:
Wednesday, 13th December, 2000, 8.00PM/8.30PM

Chat length
Approx 1hr and 20 minutes (80 minutes)

Edited by:
Stuart Smyth ( menbehavingbadly@master02.globalnet.co.uk )

This document compiled:
Saturday, 21st December, 2000, 2.40am/4.39

Notes
We'd like to thank Simon Nye for agreeing to do this chat. And please, if you enjoy reading this transcript, then write something in the guestbook ;)

A HUGE thanks to Katherine for organizing this chat, and thanks to Robbie for transcribing the entire thing.

If you would like to mirror this transcript on your site, then please email us at menbehavingbadly@globalnet.co.uk.

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Final note:
The chat had been going for about 5 minutes before the transcription had started, thats why there is an abrupt cut to the start of the chat ;) Enjoy!

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master02: welcome to the MBB Live chat!!
master02: Oh, and please, lets not argue while we are in here.
robbie_3k: We won't argue :)
tony_3k: joe - is it n e good?
tony_3k: i'm waiting 4 the cd....
master02: Rob, can you keep transcribing while I restart my ststem at 8.15?
joe_3k: yeah it rocks
joe_3k: it'll be slow at first
master02: system
tony_3k: how long did it take for your cd to arrive?
kathead: Me is back now
joe_3k: but after a few days the novelty will wear off and then the servers will be fast again
robbie_3k: yeah I will :)
joe_3k: i ghet a constant connection of about 4.9K/s
joe_3k: even over napster
master02: cheers
joe_3k: brb
tony_3k: how long did it take for your cd to arrive?
joe_3k: not long
joe_3k: about 6 months
robbie_3k: So who's your fave MBB character then everyone ?
tony_3k: it said 3 months
joe_3k: ;)
joe_3k: i haven't got one
tony_3k: tony
kathead: Gary is my fave
robbie_3k: Mines Gary
kathead: Two of my rats are called Gary and Tony... lol
robbie_3k: lol, wonder what Neil & Martin would think to that.....lol
kathead: LOL!!!!
master02: hehe
kathead: They should feel honoured!
joe_3k: do they hacve a littel sofa and a fridge full of lager?
robbie_3k: Anyone ever met any of the cast then ?
kathead: I don't name my rats after just anbyone you know...
joe_3k: damn this keyboard
kathead: You should see them (the rats)... The sit in the corner every night with a beer and a curry ogling over the ladies....
joe_3k: lol
kathead: ;)
master02: like me then
kathead: heheh....
master02: no, really
kathead: You ogle over my lady rats too then?
kathead:
joe_3k: i can imagine...
master02: lol
master02: Is Kasia coming??
robbie_3k: I take it all the blokes in here are LEslie Ash fans then ? ...lol
kathead: Yeah... If she can get it working
master02: Ah yeah, look at that arse!
kathead: LOL!!! Don't get making a mess
robbie_3k: :¬)
master02: :O
master02: :D
joe_3k: lol
robbie_3k: ~( 8o (|)  ) Meant to be Homer that...lol
joe_3k: ####:-)
kathead: Marge
joe_3k: marge
robbie_3k: @@@@8¬ ) Marge
joe_3k: ;)
robbie_3k: (( x x )) Kenny
joe_3k: heheh
master02: no no no no no!!!!
robbie_3k: (_________|_________) Cartman....lol
master02: Text is disappearing of the screen :(
kathead: ,, L- two commas
robbie_3k: It's ok for me still Stuart :O)
master02: Brilliant, its gone from the top of the screen here.
tony_3k: you should pop the window out if text is going off the screen
tony_3k: that should work
robbie_3k: oh yeah it just has for me too
robbie_3k: Guess we'll have to keep pasting now and again :o)
master02: yeah ;)
master02: Did you get the first lot down?
robbie_3k: As long as people keep to the rules and don't chat all the time too much or too fast then it should be ok :)
robbie_3k: I got from Kathead me is back now
robbie_3k: It's best to just start pasting from when Simon arrives don't you think ?
kathead: Yay! That's me!
robbie_3k: It is Kat ;)
joe_3k: i think so
kathead: I don't think often at all actually....
kathead: But that's just a personal preferance
robbie_3k: So do any of the ladies in here see Gary as a sex god then ? ...lol :)
** lady_katz_3k enters.
joe_3k: thinking is a bad thing to do.
lady_katz_3k: Ya see?
joe_3k: hey
lady_katz_3k: Its working here
lady_katz_3k: :(
lady_katz_3k: Bugger
kathead: Yeay! ME! Gary is just so good loking! lol
joe_3k: i see gary as a sex god.
kathead: Okay mate... I'll tell her....
lady_katz_3k: k
robbie_3k: lol, he's ace is Gary don't ya think ?
lady_katz_3k: see you
** lady_katz_3k exits.
robbie_3k: anyone see the Bullseye they did on Children In Need with Jill Dando ?
master02: yeah
kathead: Yeah
robbie_3k: Good wasn;t it ?
kathead: Got it on vid
master02: yeah.
robbie_3k: Stu, shall we start keeping a record of the chat from when Simon Nye arrives ?
kathead: Brillianrt
robbie_3k: me too :o)
robbie_3k: Excellent
master02: I'm gonna disconnect - be back soon
kathead: Okay mate
joe_3k: bye bye
kathead: see ya soon
master02: (Start transcribing now if you can Robbie - if thats okay mate)
robbie_3k: No probs mate
master02: cheers
master02: see ya soon
** master02 exits.
robbie_3k: Anyone ever met the cast then or seen it being filmed ?
joe_3k: nope
kathead: Yay! Kasia... That you??
** simon_nye enters.
lady_katz_3k: i think its me..
joe_3k: lol
joe_3k: hello
robbie_3k: Hey Simon, hows it going :)
lady_katz_3k: *prods face* yeah, it is.
kathead: Simon.... You're early
joe_3k: always better than late
kathead: True
robbie_3k: let's wait for Stu to returm before we start the chat :)
joe_3k: good idea
** lady_katz_3k exits.
kathead: Simon? Are you there?
** master02 enters.
robbie_3k: Simon's arrived Stu :)
master02: Hello
master02: Wey hey. Mr.Nye is here
joe_3k: lol
simon_nye: Well hello. I'm going away now for 10 minutes to be with my loved ones and showbiz pals...
kathead: Stu? MSN!
master02: Okay
robbie_3k: No probs Simon, see you in a bit mate, cheers for agreeing to do the chat too, it's good of you is that :)
** tony_3k exits.
robbie_3k: Innit good that Simon's arrived already, least we know that he's not forgot anyway :)
simon_nye: It's a pleasure, honestly.
kathead: Yeah.... Brilliant
** simon_nye exits.
robbie_3k: Speak soon then Simon, you enjoy your showbiz pals :)
joe_3k: lol
robbie_3k: Stu I've kept it all so far anyway :)
master02: Brilliant Robbie
** tony_3k enters.
master02: Okay then
robbie_3k: it's pretty easy as long as the chat scripts don't go too fast :)
kathead: brb
tony_3k: hey peeps. I'm back
** lady_katz_3k enters.
master02: wey hey!!!
robbie_3k: Welcome back Tony
master02: Hello Kasia
robbie_3k: Lady
tony_3k: cheers
lady_katz_3k: *prods face* am i working now?
master02: Yes
master02: I'm Stuart the webmaster
kathead: Yay!!! IT worked!!!
master02: welcome to ourhumble abode
lady_katz_3k: hello stuart the webmaster
kathead: LOL!!!
master02: lol
master02: ;)
lady_katz_3k: :)
master02: So, what do you lot think of the Jukebox??
lady_katz_3k: thats not a pretty face...
lady_katz_3k: =)
master02: the mbb jukebo
master02: x
robbie_3k: I love the xmas looking site me
lady_katz_3k: thats better
tony_3k: i like the jukebox
master02: looking and feeling proud ;)
lady_katz_3k: what is the jukebox?
tony_3k: you should do it all year
robbie_3k: only a few mins now, gone quick hasn't it :)
tony_3k: with sings from the show
tony_3k: songs from the show, rather
robbie_3k: Aaaaaaah, ooooh ooooh, Precious Moments....lol
master02: http://www.mbb-tu.co.uk
joe_3k: ok everyone has my full, undivided attention now.
tony_3k: like that one that robbie sung
master02: and click the jukebox in the title window
joe_3k: pluggin there stu ;)
master02: Brilliant Joe ;)
lady_katz_3k: i will look later.... i'm not the sort of person to tempt fate by opening other windows...
joe_3k: me neither
kathead: lol
joe_3k: i can see it all going to pants if i do
robbie_3k: 5 mins.....ooooooh....lol
robbie_3k: Getting excited...lol
joe_3k: easy
lady_katz_3k: i can see my pants freezing..
robbie_3k: lol
joe_3k: lol
master02: can I help?
master02: ;)
joe_3k: ;)
robbie_3k: Now Now Stu...lol
lady_katz_3k: help me?
master02: heh
lady_katz_3k: mu butt is kinda cold....
master02: Its a momentous occasion!!
kathead: Hey everyone... Sympathy for my dog - he's getting his nuts chopped off soon!
robbie_3k: FETCH....lol
master02: Kat - thats a big rough!!
robbie_3k: put it back on...lol
master02: What did he do wrong???
robbie_3k: poor doggy
robbie_3k: lol
kathead: Yeah, but if he don't have it done he attacks the rats..
joe_3k: lol
kathead: He pissed on thm last time... lol
joe_3k: lol
master02: Chant...
joe_3k: what?
master02: "WE WANT SIMON..."
master02: "WE WANT SIMON..."
master02: "WE WANT SIMON..."
robbie_3k: He'll be attacking you if you take his pride and joy away from him...lol
master02: "WE WANT SIMON..."
master02: Ooh!
kathead: LOL!!! He does anyway
joe_3k: BOLLOCKS!!!! just like at festivals :)
master02: hehehe
master02: lol
master02: Did anyone read the rules ;) ??
master02: ;)
joe_3k: yep
master02: hehe
kathead: rules?? What rules?? lol
master02: I was wondering if anyone would ;)
robbie_3k: Oh Stu, reemember we were talking about Lee Evans last night ?
joe_3k: it made me
master02: what rules? exactly!!
lady_katz_3k: i'm hungry... i fell alseep earlier, when my parents called me downstairs for food - that was at 5:20pm...! and i couldn't eat anything cos i went to the dentist!
lady_katz_3k: oh, kat - i went to the dentists....lol
kathead: lol... Poor thing!!!!
master02: Ouch!!!!
master02: I hate dentists
kathead: Did he bully you?
master02: I went once, he asked me to rince out - I thought he said mince out so I bit him!
joe_3k: lol
robbie_3k: Stu, remember we were talking about Lee Evans last night ?
kathead: LOL!!!!!!!!
master02: yeah
master02: LE
master02: yeah
robbie_3k: Well the Live In Scotland show is on Channel 5 Boxing Day
robbie_3k: You've got to watch it mate
** simon_nye enters.
lady_katz_3k: i got scared, wouldn' let him inject my gums, i let him do one tooth (i had a few) and then got scared, started crying and ran away.....
robbie_3k: it;s excellent
lady_katz_3k: lol
master02: Yeah? Thanks for the tip - I'll tape it!!
master02: briliant!!
robbie_3k: Yeah please do, it's brilliant
lady_katz_3k: kat...
lady_katz_3k: owww...
joe_3k: lol
robbie_3k: everyone else also watch it...lol
** lady_katz_3k exits.
master02: Whered she go??
robbie_3k: Simons back :O)
kathead: Dunno... Just ICQ'd her
master02: I'm going away for a minute - no one touch my biscuit!!
tony_3k: hello simon
master02: I been painting that biscuit
** lady_katz_3k enters.
master02: PLEASE - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
robbie_3k: Simon welcome back mate :o)
master02: PLEASE WECOME SIMON NYELL
kathead: Yeah... Everyone shut it a minute
master02: SIMON NYE
tony_3k: tahta's a good start - spell his name wrong
lady_katz_3k: *sniggers* you spelt his name wrong!
kathead:
master02: I'm crying - sorry Simon :(
joe_3k: lol
simon_nye: Hello. You;ll have to excuse me, I'm a stranger to chat rooms so I'm going to get it all wrong...
lady_katz_3k: has he left?
kathead: Don't think so....
lady_katz_3k: ooh hello there
master02: We're sure you wont
joe_3k: ;
lady_katz_3k: *whispers to kat* can we poke him with sticks?
kathead: lol... If you must
kathead: NO! Course you can't!!!!
joe_3k: oooh. that sounds like fun
master02: Simon, do you have anything to say before we start with the chet, mate?
master02: chat
simon_nye: I don't.
master02: Brilliant!
simon_nye: No, no I do
lady_katz_3k: ooh somebody is excited - stu, you keep spelling every other word wrong...
master02: Okay...
lady_katz_3k: hands busy?
simon_nye: I want to say thank you for asking me to be here tonight.
kathead: We should be the ones thankiong you
robbie_3k: Simon, it's amazing to have you here, thank you :)
master02: We want to thank you for agreeing to do this, and for creating MBB
joe_3k: we are thanking him
joe_3k: well i am
joe_3k: thankyou
kathead: thanking thanking thanking
master02: Without MBB - this site wouldnt exist :)
tony_3k: cheers mate
simon_nye: The show's paid for my house, so I'm very happy.
lady_katz_3k: without MBB, the site wouldn't exsist, and the web would be a cleaner place ;)
robbie_3k: lol
kathead: LOL!!!
master02: hehehe
simon_nye: In fact two houses. I;m very very rich
master02: :)
robbie_3k: Can i have one ? lol
simon_nye: OKay
kathead: So... Simon... You're rich? You married at all
joe_3k: if u get his can i have yours?
master02: Oh, I should really introduce myself and Kat...
tony_3k: give us some of your money- i'm very poor ;)
lady_katz_3k: you'e rich...? wow, um, so what are you doing friday night?
simon_nye: I have a loving partner called Keith...
master02: I'm Stuart, and kathead is, er, Kat
master02: :)
simon_nye: No, that;s a lie
robbie_3k: lol
master02: Oh :)
master02: This is brilliant! :)
robbie_3k: shall we start the chat then :o)
master02: Okay - are we ready for the questions now??
joe_3k: well we're chatting now
lady_katz_3k: i don't have questions...
master02: Firstly, i want to ask one thing...
lady_katz_3k: i just came here for a chat...
joe_3k: me too
simon_nye: I have a girlfriend called Claudia who I've lived with for 9 years, and we have three children
master02: Simon, in Delivery - at the end when Tony is thinking back about the fun he had in his old room, we hear "Debs I've been sick"
master02: We cant find the episode that that line came from
kathead: I got nine rats, goldfish and a dog... Far better than children
joe_3k: lol
lady_katz_3k: i have fish...
kathead: Sorry... Babbling... nerves
lady_katz_3k: and snails..
lady_katz_3k: and a dog.
joe_3k: my sister had a guinea pig
joe_3k: does that count?
kathead: Didn't sit on it, did you?
joe_3k: no
lady_katz_3k: my friend down the street had a guinea pig
simon_nye: Debs I've been sick was added because... I couldn't find anything else that summed him up so well as a character
kathead: Then it counts
master02: Can we please get back to the questions??? Pets and stuff, tut ;)
master02: hehe
kathead: Sorry...
master02: Dont hit me please
joe_3k: sorry stu ;)
lady_katz_3k: sorry..
kathead:
master02: Shall I ask my question again???
joe_3k: no i read it
kathead: But Simon just asnwered
lady_katz_3k: i want pie.
joe_3k: it would be silly to do it again
master02: Yeah, sorry, Thankyou Simon ;)
master02: Right RBBIEI
master02: ROBBIE
joe_3k: lol
lady_katz_3k: what kind of pie?
kathead: Okay... look.... e is being silly... Me will stop now... And so will everyone else...
kathead: Or I'll set Kasia on you
tony_3k: what type of pie?
lady_katz_3k: kasia? what? me..
joe_3k: ok
lady_katz_3k: kasia wants pie
robbie_3k: What do you reckon to the Bob The Builder song, Do you think he's tougher than Eminem..lol ?
lady_katz_3k: ooops master02: Please, can everyone please concentrate on the chat please....
robbie_3k: that was for Simon :)
master02: please??
joe_3k: we are
master02: good :)
lady_katz_3k: yeah
simon_nye: I haven't heard it. I just hope it brings Neil in lots of money, because he has an expensive lifestyle
robbie_3k: lol, good answer :)
joe_3k: lol
master02: Okay, katherine....
simon_nye: Why are you called master02?
lady_katz_3k: can i be excused for a minute or 2? i need pie...
joe_3k: yes. go.
master02: I dont really know Simon, I should get another name. But I use this one all of the time
lady_katz_3k: thankyou.
simon_nye: no it's a lovely name
joe_3k: lol
master02: ;)
simon_nye: what is "lol"?
kathead: Laugh Out LOud
joe_3k: laughing out loud.
tony_3k: the 02 was supposed to be bater, but he thought it was too rude.....
joe_3k:
robbie_3k: lick our lollies Simon....lol
simon_nye: okay, what's "g"?
kathead:
joe_3k:
kathead: Parrot
joe_3k: no you
joe_3k: i said it first :-P
kathead:
joe_3k: lol
tony_3k: so, simon - are you working on anything else at the moment?
simon_nye: fine. I'm watching Only Fools And Horses in the quiet bits
kathead: I'm picking my nose....
joe_3k: me too
simon_nye: working on other things... Yes, I;m doing a new sitcom about a young family. I think you may all hate it...
tony_3k: NO, i mean any other writing projects?
tony_3k: sorry
tony_3k: try us.. we might like it
master02: Come of it - of course we'll like it!
joe_3k: i like most things that aren't pop music
master02: course
simon_nye: It's got Geoffrey Palmer in it but don;t panic, there's some rude bits too
robbie_3k: Simon, what do you think to Martin Clunes as a director/writer ?
kathead: Who's Geoff Palmer?
simon_nye: Staggered was well directed, I thought, but the script was average, I thought
master02: lol
tony_3k: LMAO
kathead: What about Hunting Venus?
robbie_3k: what about Sex 'n' death ?
tony_3k: (laughing my ass off)
simon_nye: I didn;t see it. HOw was it?
master02: (LMAO = Laughing My Arse Off)
kathead: Sex 'n' Death was brill (my view)
joe_3k: i didn't see it either
robbie_3k: brilliant, but we'd say that anyway...lol
tony_3k: I didn't see it
simon_nye: He's great in my panto Aladdin, which is pretty average generally otherwise
kathead: Will that be shown on TV?
master02: Sod it, I'm not gonna try and control the chat ;)
simon_nye: Yes, Xmas day
master02: heeh
kathead: Kewl
robbie_3k: You must be very proud of MBB, have you won any awards for the show ?
master02: I'm taping Aladdin
joe_3k: everyone remind me to watch that
simon_nye: We've won awards, but not a Bafta, which is the award that counts
joe_3k: oh
robbie_3k: which was your most valuable award you won then ?
kathead: You get my award: The DAFTA
joe_3k: wel you could get ne of your other awards and write bafta on it
kathead: brb (be right back)
tony_3k: simon - another question....
simon_nye: Obviously awards are silly and pointless but we are desperately needy people
master02: ;)
master02: hehe
master02: :)
tony_3k: where does the unhealthy obsession with kylie come from?
simon_nye: She's just... very nice.
tony_3k: good answer
kathead: lol
tony_3k: ;)
joe_3k: i would say it stems from somewhere between the head and the feet
simon_nye: I thought she'd ring me up and ask me out for a drink but she's obviously very busy...
tony_3k: obviously
joe_3k: lol
robbie_3k: What inspired you to start MBB and how did you go about originally filming it and getting it onto TV ?
tony_3k: y don't you try honouring her with one of those t-shirt thingys....
tony_3k: like madonna had....
robbie_3k: I want a beer mit...lol
master02: thats just knit picking innit?
simon_nye: Neil Morrissey always talks about how he had Kylie's arse in his hand (Comic Relief special)
robbie_3k: ha ha ha ha
master02: I bet he cherishes that thought ;)
simon_nye: One of many arses.
tony_3k: lol
kathead: ahhh... That's better... Music, caffeine and a jolly good chat ;
master02: ;)
tony_3k: who or what was your inspiration for tony?
robbie_3k: What inspired you to start MBB and how did you go about originally filming it and getting it onto TV ?
simon_nye: Tony was an improved version of Dermot, who was a badly underdeveloped part
tony_3k: right
kathead: Was dermot the underdeveloped one, or Harry Enfield?
tony_3k: so who or what inspired dermot
simon_nye: A bit of both
kathead: lol
tony_3k: LMAO
master02: lolol
lady_katz_3k: i'm back
lady_katz_3k: i spilt my tea
kathead: Hi back
kathead: Where's mine?
joe_3k: mmmm... tea.
simon_nye: Dermot was in the novel and didn;t translate very well. And Harry is better doing charicatures.
joe_3k: i'll have one please
master02: Simon, is there any chance of any more MBB Christmas Specials??
simon_nye: No.
tony_3k: oh, ok. cheers
master02: Alright - we plead...
master02: PLEASE
robbie_3k: When did you first find out about mbb-tu and what does you think
kathead: (WHO HAS SMELLY FEET)?
joe_3k: lol
lady_katz_3k: what does the tu part of mbb-tu mean?
kathead: Totally Unofficial
master02: Totally Unofficial
robbie_3k: totally unofficial
lady_katz_3k: have you got "PROBLEM" with smelly feet???
lady_katz_3k: oh, thanks
joe_3k: that's a bit mean kat ;)
simon_nye: I can't remember what the question was
kathead:
kathead:
simon_nye: okay, what's "squark?
kathead: What's a bit mean?
robbie_3k: When did u first find out about MBB TU and what do you think to the site ?
kathead: It's the sound a parrot makes
master02: Are you pissed, Robbie??
joe_3k: they were parrots
robbie_3k: huh ? ....lol
tony_3k: who were?
simon_nye: It's a great site and makes the Pearson site look very lazy and tragic
master02: Sod the parrots
kathead: No thanks
joe_3k: lol
lady_katz_3k: flattery will get you everywhere! ;)
kathead: lol
master02: Thankyou Simon ;)
robbie_3k: Do you still keep in touch with the cast then Simon ?
robbie_3k: Were u ever jealous of Neil getting to kiss Leslie Ash then ? ...lol
simon_nye: I bump into Neil occasionally at the Soho House, met Martin recently by chance but we don't socialise. Actors are a special breed...
master02: Simon, where can we get a Lager Mit from???
master02: I get loads of emails asking where to get one from!
simon_nye: Neil always said Leslie was a very tight-lipped kisser. An exclusive...
robbie_3k: lol
joe_3k: if anyone knows where, i will buy one
kathead: LOL!!!
robbie_3k: learn something new every day...lol
simon_nye: Lager mitts were a great missed marketing opportunity.
lady_katz_3k: sometimes you wish you hadn't..
kathead:
robbie_3k: Who did you get along with most out of the cast ?
simon_nye: Anthea (Valerie) is fantastic, though very mad. They are all fine but exhausting.
lady_katz_3k: who would you rather be - gary, tony or ken?
master02: We gathered that Simon, about Anthea ;)
simon_nye: Do I have to be any of them?
joe_3k: lol
tony_3k: yes - just for this question ;)
lady_katz_3k: ok, out of any of the characters
simon_nye: Um, Ken
kathead: Why Ken?
master02: Mad Ken
master02: ;)
kathead: lol
tony_3k: how did you come up with ken for a barman?
kathead: And what happened to poor ol' Les?
robbie_3k: He exploded....lol
kathead:
joe_3k: lol
lady_katz_3k: and ken was one of the pieces which was left..
simon_nye: I met Neil by chance at a Saw Doctors gig and I used to have the odd drink with Martin but we are very different...
joe_3k: heheh
kathead: Yeah... I bet you don't have ears like dinner plates... ;)
robbie_3k: Are Martin & Neil anything like Gary & Tony ?
kathead: No offence to good ol' Martin... lol
simon_nye: Les was great for a while but there's only so far you can go with grossness.
master02: ;)
kathead: LOL
master02: true
robbie_3k: What about Nev ?
lady_katz_3k: did you start to feel sorry for tony, is that why tony finally got together with debs?
simon_nye: Martin and Neil are like Gary and Tony
robbie_3k: guess thats why they got the part then :)
simon_nye: I love Nev. He should have his own series
kathead: heheh
robbie_3k: Yeah, always shacked in that phonebox...lol
tony_3k: are you anything like gary or tony, simon
master02: Simon, what do you think of Pink Floyd??
robbie_3k: He's a Bros man....lol
joe_3k: tried to resist for too long eh stu?
master02: "Put on a Pink Floyd record. Any pink floyd record...."
simon_nye: I saw Pink Floyd at the Dome in Brighton in 1974 when I was 16, that;s how old I am.
robbie_3k: What happened to all the MBB props and stuff, have you ever thought about auctioning them for charity ?
master02: No, I'm 17 and Pink Floyd are may favourite group :)
simon_nye: The MBB stuff just disappeared. I wouldn;t have minded something myself.
kathead: I'm 16 and Iron Maiden rule!
master02: I'd want the sofa
tony_3k: how did you come up with ken for a barman?
kathead: heheh... With all them stains?
robbie_3k: shame that, I think we'd all love some of that memoribilia
joe_3k: well seeing as we're heading this way anyway
joe_3k: I'm 17 and The Smashign Pumpkins are the best band in the world ever!
joe_3k: Smashing Pumpkins
simon_nye: Ken was tricky. and it took a while to make him sort of work. I wanted to write one of those men who just bullshits and makes things up all the time
joe_3k: why can i never get g's and n's the right way round?
robbie_3k: Does it seem like 2 years that MBB finished ?
master02: So, in a way Ken is like myself then ;)
tony_3k: like stu (master02) ;)
kathead: lol
simon_nye: Yes
tony_3k: LMAO
master02: WHat do you mean Yes?
joe_3k: lol
robbie_3k: Do you miss it at all ?
master02: hehe
joe_3k: he told you ;)
master02: lol
simon_nye: I do, sort of, but I'm working on other things. We had arguments, you know.
kathead: About what??
tony_3k: what about?
lady_katz_3k: arguments? come on, tell..
kathead:
joe_3k: lol
tony_3k: lol
joe_3k: doesn't work kat
kathead: Nah... Didn't think so
robbie_3k: Who was the most awkward to work with then ?
simon_nye: Actors arguing with the producer about money, actors not wanting to do the taped version because of money disagreements, all that bollocks
robbie_3k: oh I see
kathead: I'd do it for free...
tony_3k: so, it all comes down to money.......
joe_3k: usual fings then
simon_nye: They are a great bunch of actors generally, but there are always ego problems
tony_3k: true
master02: true
tony_3k: money, and egos..........
tony_3k: actors eh?
kathead: Money, egos and.... Beeer?
simon_nye: Don't believe writers, by the way
robbie_3k: Guess it got to the point where you'd done as much as you can with MBB then :o)
tony_3k: who needs em? ;)
joe_3k: well anyone that wants to do anything with tv etc.
robbie_3k: How come 3 of the extras ebded up in Eastenders then ?...lol
simon_nye: I realise that I;ll never do anything as popular as MBB again, though
robbie_3k: ended up in Eastenders I mean
simon_nye: Did they?
robbie_3k: u never know Simon
tony_3k: what xtras were they?
lady_katz_3k: who was in 'Enders?
simon_nye: I'm told I look like Steve McFadden, which is very very sad
joe_3k: i'm told i look like shaggy from scooby doo
joe_3k: which is cool
kathead: One of Tony's girlfriends in "Three Girlfriends" Some woman in "Drunk" and the chambermaid in "Gary in Love"
master02: Simon, when you are watching episodes of Men Behaving Badly, do you think
master02: critically of your shows, as in thinking, well I should have done that
master02: there, or this here; or do you enjoy watching them as much as us, the fans,
master02: do? (Question by Andy)
lady_katz_3k: oh, the woman gary had a 1-niter with - she was Jackie in Eastenders - steve sister
master02: Has Kasia ever visited MBB-TU.co.uk???
** simon_nye exits.
kathead: uh-oh
kathead:
joe_3k: maybe wrong button
lady_katz_3k: is that supposed to happen?
tony_3k: very worried
master02: Very possibly
joe_3k: i've nearly done it a few times
lady_katz_3k: yeah, kasia has..
kathead: *HOPEFULLY* wrong button
master02: very very worried
tony_3k: we scared him off
** simon_nye enters.
master02: Phew
tony_3k: aha
tony_3k: hi
master02: ;)
kathead: What happened?
robbie_3k: How long did it take to write and film each episode ?
master02: We thought you were abandoning us Simon ;)
joe_3k: wrong button i bet
lady_katz_3k: let the man speak!
simon_nye: something happened and it all went black
robbie_3k: no worries :)
kathead: That's technology for you..
simon_nye: By the end I was writing an outline in 2 or 3 days and the script in a weel. If it takes any longer, you know it's going wrong
simon_nye: not in a wheel. That would be madness
joe_3k: that sounds like too much hard work
kathead: lol
robbie_3k: whats your fave MBB scene ?
tony_3k: gotta go for a min, be back soon
simon_nye: I always remember the bad ones better
kathead: Bye matey
** tony_3k exits.
kathead: See you in a bit
master02 whispers: Robbie - keep transcribing - I'll brb
simon_nye: Let me think
kathead: So, in your opinion, which is the worst?
robbie_3k: i am Stu
master02 whispers: Cheers
kathead: You are Stuart's what?
kathead: :P
simon_nye: the scenes with the student in the car outside the rave. that;s rubbish
joe_3k: lol
robbie_3k: He was a real student look though wasn't he ?
joe_3k: i wouldn't pry into that one kat
simon_nye: yes. the look was good. Very annoying part
robbie_3k: Didn't u used to get pissed on all the lager ? ...lol
master02: "Its interesting isnt it? - Oh dear another interesting thing...."
robbie_3k: Bet you got it all for free too...lol
simon_nye: I like a drink. But it;s under control...
robbie_3k: Are you anything like Tony & Gary then ?
simon_nye: I am more like George
kathead: *already
joe_3k: lol
robbie_3k: no I asked if Martin & Neil were..lol
kathead: heheh
robbie_3k: Good at chess then ? ...lol
kathead: No... I swear someone asked the other thing too
master02: Simon, what are your favourite TV shows, other than MBB of course? (by Andy)
simon_nye: I liked "I'm Alan Partridge" a lot. What about you?
master02: Bottom!
master02: I liked Bottom
robbie_3k: What do you think to Lee Evans ?
simon_nye: I like it until it gets out of control and they electrocute each other
master02: hehe
lady_katz_3k: i like the Young Ones
robbie_3k: Try catch his Live In Scotland show thats on on Boxing Day, it's hilarious
master02: Only Fools and Horses
kathead: Isn't that part of everyday life?
kathead: Or is that just this household?
simon_nye: Can't forgoive Lee Evans for his part in "Something About Mary"
master02: ;)
tony_3k: lol
joe_3k: i never saw that film :(
kathead: Me neither...
kathead: too scary
robbie_3k: Is their ever going to be any more one off specials that you might do ?
tony_3k: It wasn't very good
lady_katz_3k: i did.. well, bits of it.
master02: Neither did I, Thank God
robbie_3k: of MBB that is :)
tony_3k: shit would be too good a word for the film
simon_nye: I can't think of a good reason to do any more MBBs. I was pissed off when Caroline Quentin claimed in her recent program that she improvised a lot...
kathead: Is that "Kiss me Kate"?
robbie_3k: Are you involved with any of the merchandise & DVD's/Videos before they go on sale ?
simon_nye: No, in her Profile. I like Kiss Me Kate
kathead: Oooooh.... Didn't see that
lady_katz_3k: i like kiss me kate too. i watch the repeats on UKGOLD
kathead: I don't have UKGold
kathead: I only just got a TV licence...
simon_nye: I used to check the copy of the videos, but I'm not involved, no
kathead: brb
simon_nye: Merchandise has been pretty poor. What is "brb"?
robbie_3k: Did the A-Z of MBB book do well then in the sales figures ?
joe_3k: be right back
robbie_3k: BRB = Be Right Back Simon :o)
simon_nye: Byee. The A-Z sold a shit-load of copies but the publisher went bust in the middle
robbie_3k: Have you played the MBB board game ?...lol
robbie_3k: I got a copy, I think it's wicked
kathead: Me is back now
robbie_3k: Hows your script book going ?
simon_nye: The board game is... disappointing
kathead: Have you ever had one of those "MBB chips in curry sauce"?
** master02 exits.
robbie_3k: I've not played it but I'd be interested to
robbie_3k: I like all the toilet stuff they did....lol
** tony_3k exits.
kathead: Where's everyone going?
simon_nye: Any more questions before I go and beat up my kids for not being asleep?
joe_3k: that's what i was wondering
lady_katz_3k: i'm here (just re-bandaged my hand)
robbie_3k: U gonna send us a signed pic Simon, your a star now :o)
** master02 enters.
joe_3k: nope i think you may go and beat them if you wish
** master02 exits.
simon_nye: I feel guilty about being pissy about the actors. They are fantastic really
** master02 enters.
robbie_3k: nah, it's cool Simon :)
joe_3k: don't stay too long will you stu?
kathead: Simon....
** tony_3k enters.
robbie_3k: didn't come across bad anyway, just honest which is what we like to hear :)
kathead: All of us here would like to thank you very much for agreeing to participate in this chat...
joe_3k: me too
joe_3k: especially
robbie_3k: Definatly Simon, it's been an honour
kathead: Before you go...
kathead: Do you have any questions for us?
lady_katz_3k: yeah..
robbie_3k: Is it possible top request some autographs from you Simon ?
** master02 exits.
ady_katz_3k: *nods* autographs?
simon_nye: I've rally enjoyed it. It's a whole new world. Autographs, yes. Email me with your requests
** master02 enters. master02: I'm back sorry about that
master02: I had some connection troubles
robbie_3k: He's a true star now...lol
joe_3k: lol
joe_3k: agreed
robbie_3k: Where can we mail you though Simon ?
lady_katz_3k: *chants* we love simon, we love simon
tony_3k: so what's hapened while we've been away?
master02: Simon, shall I take care of the autographs thing??
master02: People forward onto me their addressdes and I forward them onto you??
joe_3k: sounds easier
simon_nye: Yes. please forward anything. I feel very honoured, and a little tearful. Take care now...
master02: I think that would be better - what do you guys think??
kathead: Arrrrrr......
joe_3k: yes
robbie_3k: your amazing Simon, have a wicked Xmas :o)
master02: Thanks Simon
joe_3k: certainly
lady_katz_3k: yeah, i'l give kat my address to forward.
master02: Thankyou for doing this Chat
tony_3k: cheers mate
** simon_nye exits.
joe_3k: take care
joe_3k: oh he gone
lady_katz_3k: bye
master02: Well that went brilliantly!!
master02: Rob
robbie_3k: that was wicked, got every word Stu too :O)
joe_3k: ok
master02: DId you get it all transcribed while I was having problems mate???
master02: Brilliant!!!
master02: Excellent - top man bravo!
robbie_3k: I had to quickly open an E-Mail cause I was only able to paste so much text but I managed to get it all...just...lol
robbie_3k: no probs, I'm happy to be of help ;)
master02: Well, anyone who wants autographs, just email me your addresses to master02@globalnet.co.uk
master02: and I'll forward them onto Simon :)
kathead: Stu... I wanna talk to you about that....
robbie_3k: I'll mail you the chat in a bit Stu so stay onlione ok :o)
master02: Whats up Kat?
master02: What have I done wrong??
robbie_3k: have I to keep pasting or shall I end chat transcript now ?
kathead: Tell you in MSN later...
kathead: End it
master02: :)
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