Sorry, you seem to have arrived at the pages of Green Eyed Monster. If you're looking for fun, frolics and generally useful stuff, I'm afraid you've come to the wrong place. If, on the other hand, you're after dodgy Win32 C code, boring stuff about Oracle, or screen savers that probably don't even work, then you're in luck.
What you won't find here are lurid backgrounds, clever Java gubbins, amusing anecdotes and/or jokes, pictures of scantily clad women, or my (very dull) life story. Sorry. I'm also supposed to say "This site is best viewed at 320x200 and 16 colours" or something like that. I've got no idea what it's best viewed at. Probably best not to bother at all. Try what you like, good luck.
Oh, I dunno. You're here now, have a look around, you might find something useful. Strewth, do what you like, I'm not bothered. If, by some wild fluke, you do find something you like here, remember, everything's free (hey, I'm having trouble giving it away, never mind selling it), just mail me (from the links page) and let me know how the hell you found a use for this junk. If you've really got a bundle of cash burning a hole in your pocket, send it to these guys. In fact, even if you're skint send SAS your dosh. If you're not part of the solution, why not?
Ibetchaluvitduntcha?
G.E.M
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