A way out of here. Oooh, it's a big wide wonderful wibbly-wobbly world out there. Some places are good, some are bad. Some are happy, some are sad. And a surpirising number have pictures of naked women on them. Hey, this is almost like poetry isn't it? Oh no, you're right. It's bobbins. Anyway, here's just a few places that are better than being here. Things you can read that aren't on a monitor and a handy source of pictures for your screen-saver. The only magazine worth reading. Top nonsense  As above, just a touch too sophisticated for me though  See above, only without the articles about sports biscuits  Oh dear, we seem to have gone techy all of a sudden  I've got the crappest bike in the world, I can dream though  Brrrum, brrrum. Zoom. Neeeoow. Crash. Ow "Now watch this for driving". Yes thank you Murray. Shut up  It might be unoffical but it's top banana  Modified cars and scantily clad women. And an ugly dog  "Kinda like a veee-dubble-yuh..."  The wheels on the bus go round and round  Ich bin ein auslander  Play that funky music, erm, game. White boy. Eeeh, when I were a lad this were all trees  If you like what's above, you need this too  Much strangeness. What are the sperms all about?  Home pages of some people that aren't as rubbish as most. Fun a-plenty with a new fangled WebCam contraption  Belching frenzy ahoy. It's won awards y'know  Geeky yet cool. Strange. Brilliant teletubbies stuff  If you've found something useful here (doubtful) try one of these. If you can understand what's going on here you ought to get out more  Learn Oracle. Stop Microsoft taking over the world  It's a magazine. It's about Oracle. Hmmm  Geeky comedy that I find funny. Oh dear  All sorts of other miscellaneous gubbins. Where the hell d'you wanna go? Microsoft talk big numbers  Worse than the name suggests. Much worse  That's more like it. Cute l'il pets that you can adopt  Mausoleum of Hope, Row C, Crypt 34. Betty Rubble, R.I.P  This is what a web-site should look like  Aaaaaand, relax...  Why not send me an abusive e-mail. That's me chief. Anything interesting to say? Thought not.