The Twelfth Terribly Tasteless Newsletter

King Harold Hardruler of Norway, not satisfied with deflowering the Emperor of Byzantium's daughter or cleaving his kinsmen's heads with his trusty axe, headed to England. Where he met his Death.

The President of Super Drooper, not satisfied with deflowering the British Wool and Mutton Industry headed to Norway. And was never seen again.

He still managed to write this newsletter by telepathy and other means.

The Next Trip - Super Drooper Surfs Up Too

The second seaside surf, sand and sheep weekend of the summer. The place... Gower Peninsula. The campsite... Hillend GR415910 on the Big Pink One number 159. Ring Mike or Steve if you're interested in going. MJ is allegedly going to make an appearance (how can you refuse).

Remember the August Bank Holiday Super Dropper Home-brew Festival. Drag the demijohns out of your Aunt Flo's garden shed, steal some industrial secrets from Theakston's - weyhey everyone's happy!

Fashion News

The Yve's Saint Lawrent Drooper Articles of Fashion are now finally ready - available from the August trip onwards price a bargain £5 (and that's more available that Roy, he's £1.99 including protection. For details see local press or your local stockist).

And so on...

For those of you that didn't know already, MJ has departed to Norwegian parts semi-permanently and is now Hon. Pres. (retired and retarded).

Also, if you are considering purchasing that last item of "must have" gortex fashion gear, don't forget to ask for a discount - SDMCC is an official BMC club (we're in the AGM minutes and everything), so get you're 10%. Off.

lurve,

The Committee.

Useful Addresses (should you still feel lonely and need someone to talk to)

Mike Simpson, Flat 2, Minster Yard South, Beverly, Humberside, HU17 QUA (01482) 872201 simpson_mc@huvx04.dnet.bp.com

Steve Baxter, 74 Berkeley Rd Sth, Earlsdon, COVENTRY, CV5 6EE (01203) 714905 baxter@sys.uea.ac.uk

MJ Haber, c/o 2 Bramley Way, Whittington, Nr. Lichfield, STAFFS (01543) 433287

Bob S. Patterson, 1 Gescent Ct, Park Hill, CLAPHAM, SW9 8HR (0181) 671 5526 106066.2456@compuserve.com