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Fellow Droopers. Already sick to death of Christmas, inflated VISA bills, turkey and the Spice Girls? Well, we may have the answer to all this:

The Super Drooper Almost-Christmas Mega-Party Trip

Dunmail Rise, Lake District, 13th-15th December

A weekend of fun and frolics in the huge house on the hill that is Dunmail Rise. Since we were last there they've fixed the generator and installed central heating (luxury!) There's room for about 40 people, so invite yer mates.

Saturday night will be the grand fancy dress extravaganza with quality prizes for the most outrageous costumes. The theme is... "Come as a Pervert". So get that woolly sheep outfit out of the attic. Or perhaps for some members, come as you are.

For those people who were there last year, this might jingle a few bells...

Dunmail Rise - an epic poem by Snorre Snottisen (876-915)

They came from far away           Shirley Bassey got first prize (Caroline?)  
Wandered the hills all day        But Dalton got Butt Head (he's so wise)     
The weather was shite             The Vegans had a lull in their marital      
But they partied all night        bliss                                       
Under the slopes of Helvellyn     Cos he got tremendously pissed              
In a very fine dwelling           Under the slopes of Helvellyn               
With running water and            In a very fine dwelling                     
electricity                       With running water and electricity          
Or so we thought                  Or so we thought                            

Someone got shocked               With Mason's guitar-slaughtered fingers     
When the bogs got blocked         finally dead                                
On Saturday evening               (some) people drifted off to their (own)    
The party was heaving             bed                                         
Under the slopes of Helvellyn     While the sad and lonely die-hard cases     
In a very fine dwelling           Sniffed dubious British sherry traces       
With running water and            And went walking the hills a few hours      
electricity                       later                                       
Or so we thought                  Under the slopes of Helvellyn               
                                  In a very fine dwelling                     
Fancy Dress was the game          With running water and electricity          
Nobody was quite sane             Or so we thought                            
Travolta, Skippy the Roo, a                                                   
pirate or two                     So get your arses up / down to Dunmail!     
A couple of tarts                                                             
And the illustrious painted Mr.                                               
Braveheart                                                                    
Under the slopes of Helvellyn                                                 
In a very fine dwelling                                                       
With running water and                                                        
electricity                                                                   
Or so we thought                                                              


Oh yeah, getting there. Find Grasmere. Drive out of it on the A591 towards Keswick. Dunmail Rise is a big house on its own on the right at the top of the hill. There's sort of a lay-by in front where you can park your car / roller-skates / snowmobile, weather dependent. GR approx. 330110 on my ancient "Tourist map of the Lake District", a bargain at 8'0 net.

Steall Hut, Glen Nevis, New Year (27th December - 4th January)

To help you recover from Dunmail, we're going to go to Scotland and do it all over again. The location - Steall Hut in Glen Nevis, just north of Fort William. The hut is quite small so we may have to do some sort of vaguely organised sign-down sort of thing. More details at Dunmail Rise, or ring Mike, Paul or Steve (numbers at the bottom).

Smell of the East

Roy is still having a party at his house in Norwich this coming weekend (30th November), so get on over to the fine city and get on down. For more details, ring Roystar on (01603) 457260.

Lurve,

The Committee

SDMCC Newsletter no. 15, 28 November 1996


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