"Stirs about as much passion as a trip to the sperm bank."
Frank Poor -  New Yorkshire Times

"Probably the best musical in the world."’
Alain Bobble and Claude-Michel Carlsberg
 

"Yes, that’s all very well but I’d just like to point out that the equity minimum is no longer £95 pounds a week, I hope I don’t start getting letters about this……"
Stuart Piper – Musical Wages Magazine
 

"I Love ‘Singing Someone Elses Songs’, I wish could write like that."
Brian F. Kennedy
 

"I thought this was about Michael Bolton?"
Soon to be ex-employee, Records R’ us
 

"I only like him for his looks before, but now I think he has a great voice too, this musical is a work of art!!!"
Germaine Green