Who said what?

Simply match the quotes with the originators. Press REVEAL for the answers.

Quotes

1) "Africa without corruption would be like England with sunshine."
2) "Oh God I can't put that between my legs - it's cold!"
3) "Here, give us it here and I'll stick it in this hole."
4) "Hey, I'm going to kill you - don't do that!"
5) "I have been known to lose things by posting them."
6) "Shut the windows!"
7) "I'm not in a tinned fruit sort of mood, to be honest."
8) "My intestines are going at half-pace at the moment - still, it saves on toilet roll."
9) "After three days back in the UK, I wonder what the hell I'm doing there."
10) "For God's sake woman, go outside, slit your wrists, and get it over with!"
11) "I suppose one of the aspirations for children growing up here is to get some shoes."
12) "Nobody got rich by spending money."
13) "We'll send your luggage to Lusaka."
14) "We'll get your luggage sent to Lusaka."
15) "A nice hot power shower - sod the environment."
16) "Alan, your empathy is overwhelming!"
17) "I think babies on planes should be locked in the hold."

Originators

a) Alan
b) Carole.
c) Alan.
d) Ethiopian Airlines agent at Lusaka airport.
e) Lost property office at Harare airport.
f) Chris, on fare dodging by the well-off.
g) Carole.
h) Alan.
i) Tony the safari guide.
j) Nigel.
k) Dena contemplates dessert.
l) Sue's idea to stop the charging elephant.
m) Dena.
n) Shanta, to Terry just below her on the truck ladder.
o) Janette trying to find somewhere to hang her hat.
p) Janette opening a bottle of wine after the eclipse.
q) Zimbabwean farmer/builder waiting to use the ferry.

Answers

Reverse the list of originators to match them to the quotes.