Maidenhead - Heaven or Hell ??

Maidenhead is a smallish place about 10 miles West of London. The River Thames runs through it and it is where me and most of my mates live. It's a fair sized town - with quite a good, friendly population. It's just far enough from London not to be 'out in the sticks', but it's also very close to some quiet countryside - which is always good for those Sunday morning chill outs !

To be honest, there isn't much to do here - we only have one 'club' - but that would rather play host to a group of Abba immitators than hold a decent night - the majority of the pubs are full of tossers, kids and muppets. The pubs themselves ain't nothing special - for some reason known only to the landlords, some of the bigger (and potentially better) pubs only allow people in who are wearing shoes and collars. This really gets me pissed off - why dress up just to get pissed and sick up all over you and your 'smart' clothes. Your nothing but a bunch of cunts - cunt cunty cunt cunts.

Anyway, here's a name check to a few of the crew (sorry if I missed yo' asses out, but you should come out more often - you get me ?!)

Ceri (got a fag), Warren, Lukus, Daveman, Bertie & Seg, Smith & Woody, Len & Ali, Glyn & Suzi, Faz, Browny & everyone, Pecker, Scrotes & Sam, Trev, Northern Gail, Bryn, Ben, Sam & Nicky, Aunty Vallence, Matt & LouLou, Milnsey - also BIG UP to BOB - my fellow Ibiza traveller !

Hello to your Mum.

You can check how good at designing Internet pages a few of the other boys are too - here we go !

Vallis & Ceri - Mission codename : Auntie Spice - They just don't like those Spice Girls !!!!

Have a good look at what they wanna do to them - what they really wanna do !!!! Too much fun back in the early 90's left these two in need of some urgent medical attention - Spanky and Spawn . . . . . tell me more !!!! Look and listen to them dribble mashed onion rings over their new t-shirts.

To get some more info about all things Maidenhead - have a go with some of these links -

The Knowhere Guide to the UK - top draw run down of every town in the UK.......good fun !

You know something or some-one in Maidenhead - mail me and I'll write what you want the world to know about them on this page....could be fun !!! Pacha@globalnet.co.uk