Mulder: "They told me that even though my deodorant is made for a woman, it's strong enough for a man."
Scully (looking sceptical): "The creeps?"
Lyle: "Don't you ever get the creeps, Agent Scully?"

Old Indian Man: "You even have an Indian name, Fox. Should be Running Fox or Sleepy Fox..."
Mulder: "So long as it isn't Spooky Fox."

***Darkness Falls***

Mulder: Take a good look, Scully.
Scully: What am I looking at?
Mulder: Thirty loggers working a clear cutting contract in Washington State. Rugged, manly men, in the full bloom of manhood.
Scully: Right, but what am I looking for?
Mulder: Anything unexplainable, unlikely.......boyfriend?

Mulder: "That's a lot of flannel to swallow, even for bigfoot."

Scully: "What kind of insect could have gotten a man all the way up in a tree?"
Mulder: "Itsy bitsy spider..."

Scully: "Oh, a *brain* sucking amoebae."

Mulder: "Come on, Scully. It will be a nice trip to the forest."

Scully (looking at a desiccated loggers corpse): "It's male."
Mulder: "Barely."

Scully: "What do you think?"
Mulder: "I think I'm gonna suggest we sleep with the lights on."

Mulder: "And if you can't...?"
Bubblesuit: "*That* is not an option, Mr Mulder."

Spinney: "These obviously are *not* your ordinary bugs."

Mulder: "And I told her it would be a nice trip to the forest."

***Tooms***

Scully: "Conventional investigation of these cases may decrease the rate of success."

Mulder: "Do you think they would have taken me more seriously if I had worn the grey suit?"

Old Man: "It's kinda cramped down there, but I'm sure you can squeeze in."
Tooms (smiling): "Yes, I'm sure I can."

Mulder: "Could you help me find my dog? He's a Norwegian Wolfhound. His name is Heinrich. I use him to hunt moose."

Scully: "Mulder, It's getting a little ripe in here, don't you think?"
Mulder (pulls air freshener out of glove box): "Pine-scented."
Mulder: "No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to See you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me."

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