Scully: "Does this pitch somehow end in a way for me to lower my long distance charges?"
Mulder: "I believe in psychic connections. Closest of all between family members."
Scully: "OK, but in this case one family member has closer ties to a frozen fudgesicle than he does to his own brother."
Mulder: "There is definitely something unexplainable here, Scully, but not unidentifiable."

Scully: "OK, let's go. I have to call my brother."

***The Erlenmeyer Flask***

Scully: "If this is monkey pee, you're on your own."

Scully: "Do we even know why the suspect was being chased?"
Mulder: "As far as I can tell, he wouldn't pull over for a moving violation."
Scully: "Well, that ought to put him on the ten most-wanted list."

Mulder: "You think he does it because he gets off on it?"
Scully: "No, I think he does it because *you* do."

Deep Throat: "Calling it a night, Mr Mulder?"
Mulder: "My mother usually likes me home before the street lights come on."

Mulder: "I'm not going to give up. I can't give up. Not as long as the truth is out there."

Scully: "I know by now to trust your instincts."
Mulder: "Why? Nobody else does."

Mulder: "The man we met yesterday kept this place like he was waiting for the people from Good Housekeeping to show up. I never would have pegged him to be the type to do all this. Or a Greg Louganis out the window."

Mulder: "There's only one [scientist] who owned a silver sierra and went bungee jumping with medical gauze around his neck."

MIB: "Your cellular phone has been ringing off the hook."
Mulder: "I'm a popular guy. Why don't you answer it for me?"
MIB: "Oh, I don't like talking on the phone. I have this thing about unsecured lines."
Deep Throat: "Trust no one..."