Mulder: "You know sometimes it just gets hard to smile when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles, you know?"

Scully: I'd consider it more than a professional loss if you decided to leave.

Mr. X: "You have a friend at the FBI"

Mulder: "Lovely"

Scully: "I'm sorry. Felt like old times there for a second."

Mulder: "This isn't where you tell me some terrible story about sushi, is it?"
Scully: "Not unless you'd like to hear what you can catch from a nice rare steak."

Scully: "...it's not a creature that goes around attacking people."
Mulder: "That's good. I was worried that I would have to tell Skinner that our suspect was a giant
bloodsucking worm."

Mulder: "I guess I AM going to have to tell Skinner that our suspect is a giant bloodsucking worm."

Scully: "Look Mulder, I don't know what to say, but I wouldn't betray a confidence."

Sewage Plant Guy: "560,000 people a day call my office on the porcelain telephone."

Skinner: "This should have been an X-File."

Scully: "Is this seat taken?"
Mulder: "No, but I should warn you, I may reek a bit of the sewer."

Skinner: "We all take our orders from someone, Agent Mulder."

Mr. X: "Reinstatement of the X-Files must be undeniable."

***Blood***

Mulder: "Hey, Frohike! Can I borrow these?
Frohike: "If I can have Scully's phone number."

Spencer: "Things like this aren't supposed to happen here."
Mulder: "42 year old real estate agent murders 4 strangers with his bare hands. That's not supposed to happen anywhere."

Spencer: "Played softball with this guy over Labor Day. He was one of those nice guys. Couldn't play and didn't bitch about being stuck in right field..."
Mulder: "What's wrong with right field?"
Spencer: "Always the first to shake hands at the end of the game... didn't matter whether he won or lost..."
Mulder: "Gotta have an arm to play right field..."
Spencer: "Bought a round of beers afterwards even though he didn't drink..."
Mulder: "I played right field."

Mulder: "There have been reported abductee paranoia in UFO mass abduction cases..."
Scully: "I was wondering when you'd get to that."
Mulder: "...I find no evidence of this to be the case.

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