***Sleepless***

Krycek: "I don't appreciate being ditched like somebody's bad date."
Mulder: "Sorry if I hurt your feelings."
Krycek: "You know, back at the academy, some of the guys used to make fun of you."
Mulder: "Oh, stop it, or you're going to hurt *my* feelings."
Krycek: "Where do you get off copping this attitude? I mean, you don't know the first thing about me."
Mulder: "Exactly."

Mulder: "Well, unless they got to his appendix through his neck..."

Krycek: "Puts a whole new spin on virtual reality."

***Duane Barry***

Official: "Mulder, why are you so paranoid?"
Mulder: "It's not paranoia when you're right."

Kazdan: "He's bent on taking the doctor with him to an alien abduction site, only he can't quite remember where the site is so he stopped at a travel agency."

Kazdan: "...So whatever crap ya gotta make up about spacemen or UFOs, just keep him on the phone."

Mulder: "Duane?"
Duane: "Yeah?"
Mulder: "This is Special Agent Fox Mulder. Look I want to try to help you."
Duane: "Yeah? Well, we're just sitting here waiting for, uh, travel plans."

Kazdan: "They would like it done as neatly and cleanly as possible."
Mulder: "Well you're getting off to a hell of a start."
Rich: "Negotiation IS a process, Agent Mulder."
Mulder: "Well if you just wanted somebody to come down and read the script you didn't have to bring me out..."

Mulder: "Would you like to know what they do to a woman's ovaries?"
Kazdan: "Not particularly."
Mulder: "Well then understand that you might have to alter your approach a little bit here."
Krycek: "Is there anything I can do?"
Kazdan: "Yeah. What's your name again?"
Krycek: "Krycek."
Kazdan: "Krycek. Have you got your notepad?"
Krycek: "Yeah..." (starts pulling it out from jacket pocket)
Kazdan: "Grande, 2% cappuccino with vanilla. Agent Rich?"

Duane: "It's like living with a gun in your head. And never knowing when it's gonna go off..."
Mulder: "You can let the others go, Duane... Let the others go and take me."
Duane: "Aw, they heard you talk like that, they gonna have your ass!" (laughs)
Mulder: "I don't care about that, Duane."
Duane: "No. I wouldn't do that to you. Besides, Doc -n- I got an appointment. Ain't that right, Doc?"

Scully: "Mulder, it's me. I just had something incredibly strange happen. This piece of metal that they took out of Duane Barry, it has some kind of code on it. I ran it through a scanner, and some kind of serial number came up. What the hell is this thing, Mulder? It's almost... it's almost as if somebody was using it to catalogue him... Mulder! Mulder! I need your help! ...MULDER!"

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