Mulder: "Did you really expect to conjure up the devil and ask him to behave?"

Scully: "I mean, there's nothing *weird* about..."
(Suddenly, a rain of toads bombards them)
Mulder: "Lunch?"
Scully: "Mulder! *Toads* just fell from the sky!"
Mulder: "I guess their parachutes didn't open. You were saying something about this place not feeling odd?"

Mulder: "If you detect a hint of sarcasm agent Scully's voice it's because the FBI conducted a study..."

?:
"It's high school. It's normal for students to display abnormal behaviour."

?: "If Mulder knows, it will make the sacrifice more meaningful."

Paul Vitares: "It [the showers] will make the blood easier to clean up."

Ms Paddock: "Goodbye, it's been nice working with you."

***Fresh Bones***

Mulder: "He was one of the Few, the Proud, the Dead."

Mulder: "You should *always* carry protection."

Scully: "He's non-verbal, non-responsive to voice, touch or pain. The neurologists suspect he suffered a severe concussion in the crash resulting in amnesia.
Mulder: "That's a plausible diagnosis though I'm more interested in how he came back to life.

Scully: "Maybe I should kiss a few [of the frogs] and find out if one is Gutierrez.

Description: Mulder and Scully come into the Colonel's office as he's having breakfast.
Colonel: I'm sorry, I'm having my breakfast.
Mulder: That's alright, we already ate.

Soldier: "The Statue of Liberty is on vacation."


***Colony***

Mulder: "I have lived with a fragile faith built on the ether of vague memories from an experience that I can neither prove nor explain. When I was twelve, my sister was taken from me, taken from our home by a force that I came to believe was extraterrestrial. This belief sustained me, fuelling a quest for truths that were as elusive as the memory itself. To believe as passionately as I did was not without sacrifice, but I always accepted the risks ... to my career, my reputation, my relationships ... to life itself ... What happened to me out on the ice has justified every belief. If I should die now, it would be with the certainty that my faith has been righteous. And if, through death larger mysteries are revealed, I will have already learned the answer to the question that has driven me here ... that there is intelligent life in the universe other than our own... that they are here among us... and that they have begun to colonise."

Shipman #1: "You've got to see this, Captain. We've got a UFO or something buzzin' us. Right up here..."
Shipman #2: "It's been just hovering up there for about 20 minutes."
Captain: "Could be a helicopter..."
Shipman #2: "Not the way it flew over us."

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