Scully: "Okay, I'll admit that those kids are suffering from some sort of psychosis, but to say they've been riding around in flying saucers, Mulder, it's crazy."

(After Mulder IDs the killer, Billy:)
Scully: "The boy in the hospital? The vegetable?!"

Mulder: "What's his name... Billy?... said he was sorry he didn't get to say goodbye."
Mulder: "We lost nine minutes!"
Scully: "We lost *WHAT*?"
Scully: "You're saying that time disappeared! Time can't just disappear. It's a universal invariant!"
(Dead car starts itself)
Mulder: "Not in this zip code."

Mulder: You may be right.
Scully: Wait, you think I'm right.
Mulder: Yea. All you gotta do is prove it.

(Description: Scully & Mulder's hotel is burning to the ground with all of their evidence inside)
Scully: "There goes my computer."


***Deep Throat***

Mulder: "So what do you make of Uncle Fester, down the street?"

(Description: S&M in the car; M is putting tape into player)
Scully: "What's that?"
Mulder: "Evidence."
(Loud heavy metal music starts. Scully looks exasperated and turns it off.)
Mulder: "Kids today, huh?"

Mulder: "You're the type of person who gives perversion a bad name."

Mulder: "Later, dude!"

Scully: "Mulder, did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned..."
Mulder: "Ohh! If you were that stoned *what*?"

Mulder: "You saw exactly what I saw in the sky tonight.  What do you think they were?"
Scully: "Just because I can't explain it, doesn't me I'm going to believe they were UFOs."
Mulder: "Unidentified Flying Objects.  I think that fits the description pretty well.  Tell me I'm crazy."
Scully: "Mulder, you're crazy."

Mulder: "If we ignore them, do you think they'll go away?"

Deep Throat: "Mister Mulder, why are those like yourself, who believe in the existence of extraterrestrial life on Earth, not entirely persuaded by all the evidence to the contrary?"
Mulder: "Because, all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely persuasive."
Deep Throat: "Precisely."

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