Mulder: "Wanna see something weird?"

Chuck: "...but with this special software which... I designed..."
Mulder: (Gives Scully an 'I don't know...' look about Chuck)
Chuck: "...we can detect hidden 'information.'"

Scully: "So you're saying that a... a ghost killed Teddy Holvey..."

Mulder: "...I think from the... 'information'... here, this is clearly some kind of poltergeist activity."
Scully: "Mulder, this information is the same reason why I'll see a newspaper photo with Jesus' face appearing in the... the foliage of an Elm tree."

Scully: "I've seen some pretty slippery 2 year olds..."

Scully: "Well I think this boy needs as much protection as he can get, but just not from ghosties and beasties."

Scully: "Have you ever heard of Munchausen by Proxy?"
Mulder: "Yeah, my grandfather used to take that for his stomach."

Mulder: "Before Chuck succumbed to the glamour's of academia he did a tour of duty on the old Hippie Trail."

Chuck: "In 1979 I witnessed a guru named Sala Baba (sp?) create an entire feast out of thin air."
Scully: "Too bad you didn't take a picture. You could have run it through your computer and seen the entire Last Supper."
Calusari #1: "It is over for now. But you must be careful. It knows you."

***F. Emasculata***

Scully: "According to the briefing, prisoners escaped by hiding in a laundry cart."
Mulder: "I don't think the guards are watching enough prison movies."

Mulder: "I thought this was about escaped prisoners..."
Scully: "It is."
Mulder: "Then who are the men in the funny suits?"
Marshall: "FBI, we're not a crook and politician sting."

Marshall: "Well then you'd be a real big help is you just tried to... stay out of the way."
Mulder: "Well, we'd be happy to, soon as we can talk to someone who's in CHARGE..."
Marshall: (Peeved) "I'm in charge here."

Mulder: "Apparently not, or you'd know why our involvement was requested."

Scully: "Where are you going?"
Mulder: "To see if I can get in the way."

Mulder: "Deadly? How deadly?"
Scully: "Well, from what I've seen so far, 36 hours after infection deadly."

Dr. Auerbach: (To Scully) "You see what I let you see."

Marshall: "Until we can access them [the prisoners' records] this is Smokey and the Bandit."

Mulder: "My badge number is JTT047101111."

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