The List

Mulder: He's been to chair twice before but the governor granted him last minute stays.
Scully: Third time's the charm.

Sporanzo: "Hey, look around, we ain't got budding opportunity to itchy-scratchy outside our cell."

(Description: After M&S find the guard's body in the office)
Mulder: "I guess you'll be able to finish up that autopsy now, Scully."

Description: Upon discovering a headless corpse in the warden's office.
Mulder: Looks like you'll be able to finish up that autopsy now, Scully.

Scully: Being obsessed with it doesn't mean you can *do* it.
Mulder: Unless he knows something we don't.
Scully: Like what?  The secret password?

Mulder: "Is there another competing theory?"
Scully: "A very good one and one much more believable..."

Mulder: Imagine if you could come back and take out five people that had caused you to suffer.  Who would they be?
Scully: I only get five?
Mulder: I remembered your birthday this year, didn't I, Scully??

Roke: "How's it feel on death row, warden?"

Scully: "Woman gets lonely, sometimes she can't wait around for her man to be reincarnated..."
         
2SHY

Scully: "I'm not observing, I'm performing it myself."
Cop: "You're a medical doctor?"
Scully: "You sound surprised."
Cop: "I dunno, maybe I guess I am."
Scully: "Why?"

Holly MacLean: "Uh uh.  No kissin'.  Anything else you want is fine, but no kissin'."

Scully: The killer should have an identifiable wound pattern consistent with this (holds up victim's hand, which has skin under the fingernails).
Mulder: Looks like she took her pound of flesh, huh?

Mulder: "Okay, it's not yet the finely detailed insanity that you've come to expect from me, it's just a theory.  But what if he's not doing this out of a psychotic impulse but  rather out of some physical hunger?  Maybe he needs to replenish this chemical deficiency in order to survive."
Scully: "From a dry skin sample you're concluding what?  That he's some kind of a fat-sucking vampire?"

Mulder: There are examples of this in nature, right?
Scully: "Yeah, scorpions pre-digest their food outside of their body by regurgitating onto their prey but... I don't know too many scorpions who surf the Internet."

Mulder: I wouldn't have made a good Amway salesman.  I've knocked on more doors than...
(Scully interrupts)

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