Scully: Did she tell you that?
Mulder: No. But I think that's what she's trying to do.
Nisei

Description: Scully catches Mulder watching an alien autopsy video.
Scully: What are you watching?
Mulder: Something that just came in the mail.
Scully: That's not your usual brand of entertainment.

Scully: Mulder, this is even hokier than the one they aired on the Fox network, you can't even see what they're operating on!"

Scully: "You spent money on this?"
Mulder [smugly]: "$29.95... plus shipping."

Scully: Well what do you want for $29.95?

Scully: Who's selling these tapes?

Scully: "Front door's boarded up."
Mulder: The back door's been busted open. I hope nobody let the rat out.
  (pointing to sign saying "Rat Tail Productions") 

Mulder: "I'm sick and tired of losing my gun, that's why I carry a spare."

Scully: Either they can't locate an interpreter, or the interpreter they located didn't interpret the instructions and got lost some where; I don't know which.
Mulder: Well, look at this, a beacon in the night.

Mulder: (to Skinner) You don't speak Japanese by any chance, do you?

Skinner: What are you doing out here anyway?
Mulder: Tracking down a video piracy thing.
Skinner: I suggest you keep your nose clean and head straight back to Washington, Agent Mulder, before someone takes another swipe at it.

Mulder: No. I've paid my 29.95 Scully. I think that I'm entitled to a few more answers. Don't you think?

Mulder:  This man, sitting in here ?
Skinner:  (Looking through questioning room window) That's Kazuo Sakurai.
Mulder:  I didn't get his name. I was too busy getting my ass kicked.

Scully: What are you doing?
Mulder: I just remembered a piece of evidence from the crime scene that I 'forgot' to turn in.

Scully: "What would a Japanese diplomat be doing in that house, with a dead man... with his head stuffed in a pillow case?"
Mulder: "Obviously not strengthening international relations."

Mulder: Maybe he was going to fit her for a pillowcase, too.

Scully: What are you going to do?
Mulder: Go back to Washington like a good boy like Skinner told me to. And show these pictures to some friends.

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