(Description: Mulder sniffing Scully as she is ranting at him)
Scully: "...I find your conduct and comportment in this investigation not just alarming but highly objectionable... WHAT are you doing ?!?"
Mulder: "Must be Detective White..."
Brenda: "What are you guys doing?"
Margi: "You just close your eyes and count to thirteen, and Bloody Mary appears in the mirror."
Terri: "C'mon in... Bren-da!"

Scully (As a whiny Mulder): "Detective White could use our help. (Angry) Detective White..."

(Mulder sniffs White deeply while she's talking.)
White: "What are you doing?"
Mulder (sheepish): "Nothing."
White: "You've been drinking."
Mulder: "Yes... eh... I have.  Which is... funny 'cause I usually,  uh, normally never, I don't drink."
White: Goes to bottle and guzzles almost the whole thing.

Mulder: "Let me drive."
Scully: "I'm driving."
Mulder: "Scully, it's not what you think."
Scully: "I didn't see anything anyway."
Mulder: "Will you let me drive?"
Scully: "I'm driving.  Why do you always have to drive?  Because you're the guy?  Because you're the big, macho man?"
Mulder: "No, I was just never sure your little feet would reach the pedals."
Mulder (mockingly): "I'm a macho man..."

Terri: "Look, Scott.  We're not dressed like this for the funeral. We're here to make you feel better tonight.  Harpe P.M."

Mulder: "What if today was my birthday?
Zaharas: "Then I'd say 'Happy Birthday!'  Unless of course you were born in 1979, and then I'd call the police."

Margi: "Back off, Terri."
Terri: "Happy Birthday, bitch!"

Scully: "Sure. Fine. Whatever."

Terri:  "So you blow me off so you could snack some shoulder time with rudeboy."

Mulder: Will you let me drive?
Scully: I'm driving... Why do you always have to drive? Because you're the guy? Because you're the big macho man?
Mulder: No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals.

Zirinka: I'm just waiting for authorisation. (on Credit card)
Mulder: I'm a Federal Agent!
Zirinka: Last I heard, the Federal Government couldn't pay it's bills.

Scully: What in hell's going on here?
Mulder: Something cosmic!

Mulder: Uh, Scully if I'm not mistaken we're gonna be taking a left up here. Uh, there's an intersection up here, you're gonna wanna. Scully you're gonna wanna..! You just ran a stop sign back
there Scully.

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