Mulder: "I would never lie; I wilfully participate in a campaign of misinformation."

Mulder: "You won't find too many people at their bosses' grave who aren't dancing on it."

Scully: "Yeah, I'm fine, though I do have a standing in line at the DMV sized headache."
Mulder: "Yeah. Mines more IRS sized."

Scully: "Psychokinesis? You mean how Carrie got even at the prom?"
Mulder: "Either that or a poltergeist
Scully (doing a CarolAnn impression): "They're heeeereee

MIB: "If any inquiry is made about this meeting, we request full denial."
Mulder: "I'd say you people already suffer from full denial."

Mulder: "Hey Scully, do you believe in an afterlife?"
Scully: "I'd settle for a life in this one."

***Ghost In The Machine***

Scully: "So, why did you two go your separate ways?"
Mulder: "I'm a pain in the ass to work with."
Scully: "No, seriously."
Mulder: You mean I'm *NOT* a pain in the ass to work with?"

Scully: "Must be for the visually impaired."
Mulder: "How do you like that? A politically correct elevator."

Mulder: "Maybe Drake was talking to someone before he doing his Ben Franklin impersonation."

***Ice***

Mulder: "Bring your mittens!"

Mulder: "Obviously, they either think we're brilliant or expendable, because we pulled the assignment."

Mulder: "San Diego? Do you get much of a chance to study ice down there?"
Denny: "Just what's around the keg."

Mulder: "But the weather operator said we have a 3-day window for travelling."
Radio Operator: "Welcome to the top of the world, Agent Mulder."

(As the men start to strip for a their physical exam:)
Mulder: "Before anyone passes judgement, may I remind you, we *are* in the Arctic."

Mulder: "Anyone got the Sports section handy?"

Scully: "Put it down!"
Mulder: "You put it down first!"
Mulder: "Scully, for God sakes, it's me!"
Scully: "Mulder, you may not be who you are."

Mulder: I would have, but you pulled a gun on me. Now I don't trust them."
Mulder: "It's still there, Scully. 200,000 years down. In the ice."
Scully: "Leave it there."

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