Mulder: "Well, they already tried that once, and a second attempt would be too obvious, even to these thugs."

Mulder: "What happened here?"
Cop: "Jumper. Whenever it rains two days straight."

Mulder: (to Skinner) Look if you don't start trusting someone, you don't stand a chance.

Mulder: "Unfortunately, Lorraine can't get to the phone right now."

Killer: "I'm close. I'll see you in an hour."

Scully: I'm not finished.
Bona.....: Yes. You are Agent Scully.

Skinner: "If you'll excuse me, I've got a bit of catching up to do.  The OPC did a number on my office."

Mulder: They used us to do it. They used the X-Files.
Scully: How'd you know?

Scully: Why?
Mulder: To put us in check.

Quagmire

(Qeequeg goes nuts in the back seat)
Scully: "Nature's calling, I think we should pull over soon."
Mulder: "Did you really have to bring that thing?"
Scully: "You wake me up on a Saturday morning, tell me to be ready in five minutes, my mother's out of town, all of the dog sitters are booked and you know how I feel about cows. So, unless you want to lose your security deposit on the car, I suggest you pull over."

Scully: "So you think... that there is a serial killer at large?"
Mulder: "Eh, the operative word being 'large'."

Scully: What are you leaving out?
Mulder: What makes you think I'm leaving anything out?

Mulder: How many folktales do you know that could eat a boy scout leader and a biologist?

Scully: Y'know, his fly's undone.
Mulder: Are you insinuating something?

Scully: "...we eat fish and fish eat us."
Mulder: "Are fish also known for eating half and saving half for later?"

USFS Man: "Frog populations are declining all over the globe, Dr. Faraday. No-one knows why. We can't possibly place them all on the Endangered Species List."
Faraday: "You'd find a way if they were cute furry mammals we were dealing with."

Faraday: "Closest he ever came to communing with nature was subscribing to National Geographic."

Scully: "It's all a hoax?"
Mulder: (Finding blood) "Yeah, but what happened to the hoaxer?"

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