Mulder: "I just watched 36 hours of Bernard Shaw and Bobbi Batista. I'm about ready to kill somebody too."
Mulder: "Studies have also shown a causal connection between cow flatulence and the depletion of the ozone layer."

Mulder: "All I know is television does not make a previously sane man go out and kill five people thinking they're all the same guy. Not even Must-See TV can do that to you."

Scully: "No, I'm gonna watch the rest of these tapes. Just out of curiosity."
Mulder: "You have fun."

Mulder: "She claims she looked out the window and saw her husband in the hammock... with the blond."
Scully: "*That* blond?"

Mulder: "A thing of beauty is a joy forever. What do you think, Scully?"
[Holding up "Little Traveller" figurine]
Mulder: "Unless you consider bad taste an act of violence..."

Frohike: "Glad you asked!"
Mulder: "Bet all you guys were officers in the audio-visual club in high school, huh?"

Frohike: "We have touchdown."

Frohike: "But we don't want to talk about it over the phone. Big Brother may be listening."
Mulder: "It's the naked lady in the ice cubes."
Frohike: "Ah, one of my personal favourites."

Mulder: I'm red-green colour blind (waves his tie).

Scully: "You're in on it! You're one of THEM! You're one of the people who abducted me! You put that THING in my neck! You killed my sister!"

Scully: (to her Mom) He's never trusted me.
Mulder: Scully, you are the only one I trust.

Scully: "It's not the truth, MOM."

Scully: Everyone was out to get me.
Mulder: Now you know how I feel most of the time.

        (entering Dr Stroman's motel room)
Mulder: You want me to go first this time?
Manager: You're damn straight!

Skinner: What about their killer?
Mulder: He remains an unknown subject.

CSM: What about, uh, Mulder's source?
Mr X: He's been eliminated.
CSM: And his source? Who's he working with?
Mr X: That person remains unknown.

Talitha Cumi

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