Buente: "It's a trick. For fools who believe in fool superstitions."
Scully: "Thank you, Mr. Buente. You've been very helpful."

Scully: "Maria. Maria. I just met a girl named Maria."

Mulder: "Doesn't make a whole lot of sense, Scully."
Scully: "It makes perfect sense, Mulder. Admit it, you fell for it. Your 'fortean' event turned out to be nothing more than the oldest story in the world- 2 men, 1 woman, trouble."

INS Agent: "Let's see... Ok. We have a Jose Feliciano. We have Juan Valdez. We have Cesar Chavez. We have Placido Domingo here. But I don't see any Alario Buente."

INS: "Call it anything you want, but this is an age-old story."
Mulder: "Ya know, I've heard that."

Mulder: "They think he's the Chupacabra."
INS: "That may be. But I will tell you with a tremendous degree of certainty this guy is not Erik Estrada..."

INS: "This guy is *better* than Erik Estrada."

Scully: "Mulder, I know you don't want to hear this but I think the only aliens in this story are not the villains. They're the victims."

Scully: (Seeing the truck full of toasted goats) "Uh, more goats..."

Mulder: "The truth is... nobody cares."

Kaddish

Scully: "Haven't you heard the rumours?"
Brunjes: "What rumours?"
Scully: "That Luria is back from the dead.  That he's risen from the grave."
Brunjes: "What kind of Jew trick is this?"
Mulder: "A Jew pulled it off two thousand years ago."

Mulder: "Spectral figures are not often known to leave fingerprints. Casper never did."

Never Again

Scully: "Not everything is about you, Mulder.  It's my life."

Leonard Betts

Leonard Betts: "I'm sorry... But, you have something I need."

Mulder: "...Maybe he was home."
Scully: "Leonard Betts?"
Mulder: "Yeah."
Scully: "Without his head."
Mulder (sheepishly): "Yeah..."

Mulder: "Well, what did your examination turn up?"
Scully: "I haven't actually done an examination yet."

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