Scully: "Now you think there is no X-file here?"
"Mulder"/Eddie: "...No... no. I think what's here is just.. small potatoes."

Skinner: "Who wrote this?"
"Mulder"/Eddie: "I did, Sir."
Skinner: "You misspelled 'Federal Bureau of Investigation'."
"Mulder"/Eddie: "...It's a typo."
Skinner: "Twice."

"Mulder"/Eddie: "Good night! Is this where all my tax dollars go?"

Eddie: "You're a damn good looking man."

Mulder: "Take your best shot, Scully, but I think there's more going on here than Luke Skywalker and his lightsaber."

Mulder: "How would this happen?"
Scully: "The birds, the bees and the monkey babies, Mulder."

Scully: "On behalf of all the women in the world, I doubt this has anything to do with consensual sex."

Mulder: "I have a theory, if you want to hear it?"
Scully: "Van Blundht somehow physically transformed into his captor then walked out the door leaving no one the wiser?"
Mulder: "Scully, should we be picking out china patterns or what?"

Scully: "Mulder, why can't you just go for the simple answer. With that blow to the head the deputy might just as well identified McGruff the Crime Dog as his attacker."

Zero Sum

Cancerman: "I'm not afraid to die."

Skinner: "What did you have me cover up?"

Cancerman: "A man digs a hole, he risks falling into it."

Skinner: "Has something happened that I should know about?"

Skinner: "I followed your instructions!"

Cancerman: "I think the less you know the better."

Cancerman: "I wouldn't get too comfortable on your moral high ground, Mr. Skinner."

Cancerman: "You're in no position to question the terms of our arrangement."

Fat Man: "Should we assume that the trial run is proceeding as planned?"
Cancerman: "It's already begun."

Cancerman: "This only happened because you left your job unfinished."

Skinner: "What do you want from me?"

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