Cold and windy,

Dark and grey,

Warm and cosy,

In my bed

I will stay.

But when the snow

Falls to the ground

Then I shall run out

And throw snowballs around.

Lots of fun for me

And my friends

I hope winter

I woke up this morning

The world's gone nuts

I saw a pink man

Showing his butt

I went outside

I saw a man

In a pink dress

And a woman with a beard

Walking weird

The world's gone nuts

I woke up this morning

Feeling a wreck

I grabbed a mirror

To have a check

To my suspense

There was nothing there

Except for loads

Of hair

Sticking up everywhere.

A FRUITY DATE

Her name was Melony.

She was so appealing!

I had to pear up with someone

And asked her out for a date

I said as a figure of peach.

We took a spin in my avacar-do'

Got stuck in a traffic jam on the way to the cinnamon

It was raining berry hard

But I had my trusty Plumbrella.

We went to see

James and the Giant Peach,

And the ending was somewhat fruity!

Group Poem written with Andrew Fusek Peters with Barry Keegan, Thomas Shannon, Leigh Duffy and Craig Ledger