Old Diary Entries

 

Sunday June 21

Overcast 20ºC 

Got up early (7.30) to get ready for a couple of days at York. Drove up in the morning, got there in time for Philippa's 21st Birthday lunch. Went to pub for the evening, then wandered into York (old section - inside the medieval walls). It was the summer solstice (longest day of the year) so it didn't get dark until nearly 11pm. Somehow managed to walk the three miles back to the B&B.

Monday June 22

Fine 18ºC

 

Started the day well with a good English breakfast in the B&B before circumnavigating the old part of York via the old city walls. On the way around dropped in at the Minster and had a quick wander through the Shambles, which for the uninitiated are narrow winding cobblestone streets which have been closed to traffic and contain approximately 350 shops selling postcards, tea-towels, and miniature plastic models of Big Ben. On the way back to Amersham down the M1 we had to stop at five of those big food/service stations before we found one with a Burger King.

Tuesday June 23

Rain 17ºC

 

   

Wimbledon started yesterday so the rain has come back. Tuesday in Amersham is market day, and the street outside is closed to traffic and a number of market stalls are set up. I was woken up this morning at 6am by the stall holder outside setting up his stall. Now when I look out the window all I can see are tables full of underpants. As an extra bonus, there is a guy across the road selling "The Big Issue" magazine. Normally he has a length of plastic pipe which he uses to "entertain" passers-by with didgeridoo impressions, but today he has also brought his harmonica with him. Where did I put my gun? If I don't stop hime now, he may come back next week with bagpipes or a piano accordion.

Wednesday June 24

Cloudy with showers, 22ºC

Went to a public (=private) school called Mill Hill, near Harrow, to watch Alisdair McInnes play cricket. The match finished at 6pm, and we then spent the next hour trying to find someone with a key to let us out of the car park, which had been padlocked in our absence. 

It's been a good week to be an Aussie in the UK, with England & Scotland losing in the World Cup as well as rugby, England lost to South Africa in the 2nd Test at Lord's, and Greg Rusedski (& most other Britons) are out of Wimbledon early.

Sunday June 14th

Rain, 13 degrees

Just like yesterday, cricket was cancelled today thanks to the persistant rain. Spent the afternoon at the clubhouse watching a couple of World Cup matches on TV.

Monday June 15th

Rain, 13 degrees

 

 

 

 

 

 

Today was the day the nation has waited four years for - England's first match in the 1998 World Cup. The match vs Tunisia was shown live on the BBC at 1.30pm, and a lot of people were taking a day off work. To help them, there is a 48 hour strike by Underground staff (the trains, not trolls, although telling the difference can be difficult) which seems like a good way to have a day of work to watch the football and a day off to recover. I watched the match at the McInneses and cheered for Tunisia, but England won 2-0. The pubs were full and the streets were empty. Three of the top ten singles at the moment are football songs, which is a bit like C'mon Aussie C'mon being a smash hit back home...

Somehow we managed to get a game of cricket in tonight against Penn & Tylers Green. Very small ground (4 lost balls), rain, dark, pitch made of mud. Interesting experience.

Tuesday June 16

Overcast, 15

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Went to Watford today to visit a software supplier. I have decided to try and teach myself a few programming languages, and therefore have to spend some money on Microsoft products.... I very fortunately discovered one of the world's best kept secrets - Microsoft Student Licences. This allows any student (school or Uni) to buy Microsoft software at amazingly reduced prices. For example, I bought something called Microsoft Developer Tools (Neil McInnes is a Uni student) which includes Pro versions of Visual Basic and C++ among other programming languages. The total cost of buying each one individually is over $4,000. With a student licence I paid - wait for it - $260. Amazing.

With the package was a copy of Internet Explorer Plus, and so I finally bit the bullet and upgraded to MS Internet Explorer 4.0. My initial feeling is that it is quite good, and well worth upgrading. It runs far quicker than the previous version and offers some nice new features which actually work this time (eg History folder).

 
Friday 12th June

Rain Clearing, 14

Quiet day. Watched a 'great' Australian movie from 1976 called Puzzle which starred some American guy, Wendy Hughes, and Robert Helpmann as the evil but very civilised megalomaniac (he cries "Merde" as he's being blown up by a missile). Very interesting to see Sydney from twenty years ago.

It's supposed to be summer but temperatures are 10 degrees below average. So far I've seen the coldest winter this century, the wettest April in 170 years, and the coldest summer in recent history. Lucky me...

Thursday 11th June

Rain, 16

 

 

 

Went over to Slough to visit the "PC World" computer store - lots of interesting stuff which unfortunately they don't give away, so just looking thanks. Spent the afternoon on the computer, gave my website a more polished look, and tried to figure out how to list it with the major search engines (I think I've managed it).

There was a blackout at the McInnes's, so Duncan and Alasdair came to Reading's Palace to watch the Austria/Tunisia World Cup match on TV. Left them in charge and went down to the pub for the evening.

It got down to nine degrees overnight - when does summer start over here?

Wednesday 10th June

Rain, 16

Went to Amersham library and borrowed a book on a computer language called Visual Basic. Spent the day mucking about on the computer mastering this new language, eventually coming up with a programme which adds two numbers together. I wonder if I can market it and become wealthy beyond my wildest dreams? (Didn't Bill Gates start this way?)

Tuesday 9th June

Overcast, 18

Market day - the street outside is closed and about two dozen market stalls are set up, selling plants, vegetables, plastic toys, and other assorted crap.

Went into Chesham for lunch - McDonald's for the first time in months. Mmmmmmm.

Monday 8th June

Cloudy, 19

As I expected, I was sore today after two solid days cricket. Spent most of the day trying to figure out how to update my website.

Sunday 7th June, 1998 

(same as yesterday)

Dropped in at the McInnes's to pick up a few new photos to be scanned in for use in a certain website. I promised them that I only borrowed the most embarrassing shots.

Cricket again, at Chalfont St Giles (CSG) versus a team called the Invalids. I was expecting 11 cripples, with missing limbs and wheelchairs, but they all appeared to be able-bodied. They had threatened that this could be the last time they play us unless we put up a good show (apparently they thrashed CSG last year). We dismissed them for exactly 200, and got the runs with a single off the very last ball: 5-201. I got 35 and after three matches somehow I'm the leading run-scorer on Sundays. I also kept wicket for the first time in many years. I took a stumping but expect to be very sore tomorrow.

Saturday 6th June, 1998

 

Overcast, scattered showers, 18 ºC

Over to Wargrave near Reading for today's cricket. Passed through Henley-on-Thames (scene of the famous annual boat race) mainly because we got lost on the way to Wargrave.

We held Wargrave to 6-200 and got to 201 only 4 wickets down. Got to 22 against pretty ordinary bowling before missing a straight one and losing my off-stump. The wickets here are brilliant to bat on.

Spent the evening back at Chalfont St Giles at the clubhouse enjoying a BBQ. Very civilised.

 Friday 5th June, 1998

 

Overcast but dry, 18 ºC

 

 

 

 

Another productive day, spent watching the cricket on the TV (England on top of South Africa, scoring 452). The day started well with my first decent shave for a week. Armed with my new haircut and goatee beard (will try to get a photo to post here next week), I'm ready to look dangerous at cricket tomorrow, against Wargrave near Reading. I expect that at least they'll be able to spell my name correctly there.

Spent a few exciting hours adding to my sensational website before heading over to the McInnes's for a cup of tea and then down to Tesco with Gwenda for my weekly "shop". Spent $100 on a variety of crisps, chocolates, softdrinks and other really good food so I have another week of healthy eating ahead of me.

Visited the pub - The Crown - in the evening to celebrate being able to shave again.

Thursday 4th June 1998

 

 Cloudy 17 ºC

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The First Test vs South Africa started today, so I got up early (7.45am) to get ready for a big day in front of the TV. I hadn't shaved for five days, so thought I'd better get the old shaver out and make myself presentable for when Richie Benaud appears in my lounge room. Of course, after I'd shaved half the beard off, my electric shaver stopped working. Typical. I spent a frustrating hour trying to dismantle it and find the problem, but it defied my attempts at resuscitation, so I had to go out shopping for a new shaver - with the left side of my face shaven and the right side covered with stubble. The woman who sold me a new Remington assured me that I looked as stupid as I felt.

During the lunch break in the cricket I got my third English haircut (Have I been here that long?!), and went back to the shop which sold me my new shaver to get an adaptor so that I could actually plug it into a power point.

Spent the evening at the McInnes's watching wonderful British TV (that's sarcasm) and showing them their new website. I don't think they're angry with me....

Sunday July 5th

We got to play cricket again today. Although it was cold and overcast, the rain stayed away. I kept wicket again and got a couple of stumpings, but didn't trouble the scorer. Fortunately my team mates did, and we won. Stayed at the clubhouse until closing time, mainly because I am a very sociable person who relies on others for a lift home.

Monday July 6th

If I did something today it can't have been interesting, because I can't remember it...

Tuesday July 7th

The McInneses came back from the holiday just for the day so that Alistair could play in the Middlesex Cup final. It was held at Hampton Wick CC, which is in Bushey Park near Hampton Court. Bushey Park is a few miles across and has deer running around in it. Right in the middle of London. After the match (they lost) I got the tube back to Amersham and had my first fish and chips since I arrived nearly nine months ago.

Wednesday July 8th

Another quiet day with the McInneses safely back on holiday in Devon. I had to go around to their house and put in their Lotto entry, but it didn't win anything so I didn't pack my bags and come home with their winnings before they realised what was happening. Perhaps next time. I watched the World Cup semi-final between France & Croatia but didn't want either side to win. In the end France got through - Go Brazil !!

Thursday July 9th

Tonight we played our Semi-Final in the Timberlake Cup, against Holmer Green. The format is fifteen 8-ball overs each side, with play starting at 6.30pm. We bowled first, restricting Holmer Green to 111 which we got for the loss of two wickets, which means that next week we play the final.

Friday July 10th

The McInneses returned from their holiday in Devon today. I spent the day mucking about updating my web site, wandering through the woods when it stopped raining for a couple of hours, and checking out the collection of stuffed big-game animals which are being auctioned locally in a few weeks time. The best item is a stuffed lion, which would look very impressive in the loungeroom, but is too big to fit through the door. I guess it will go for a few thousand at least.

Saturday July 11th

It's the weekend, it's summer, and it's England. This means 14 degrees and non-stop drizzle/rain. Even though conditions were abysmally arctic we tried to play some cricket before being forced to retire to the pavilion half-way through our innings. We were playing away at Little Kingshill, and bowled them out for 241. I had my first bowl of the "summer" and got 3-40, but didn't get the chance to bat. While fielding I learned a valuable lesson about retrieving cricket balls which have been hit into the surrounding hedges - look out for stinging nettles. Spent the evening back at the Chalfont St Giles clubhouse.

Sunday July 12th

Just for a change, it rained all day today. As has happened so often this year our cricket was cancelled, so I missed the chance to play the Old Gaytonians. Now I will never know who or what they are. This is apparently the wettest and coldest summer in living memory - just my luck.

Monday July 13th

Went to Watford to try and buy a digital camera

Tuesday July 14th

Back to watford - bought Corel Draw, looked for digital camera. Aldbury to take dog to vet, got soil from High Wycombe.