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Just in case you have any doubts that there are goonies at the bottom of the garden, the Goonie Show is very pleased to be able to present the video evidence. All clips can be comfortably viewed on a double size screen. "Rockin' Around The Christmas Goon" These clips reveal the very essence of Goonie. If you watch nothing else on this page, watch these four snippets of a goon talking crap at Christmas.
"Goonie Boggs" It's Goonie, the missing eighth dwarf.
"Lemmy" One second he's sitting there smoking a fag, the next he thinks he's Lemmy. It happens all the time.
"Scoops" Goonie secretes a mildly halucinogenic acrid fluid from his anal-gland. Here we see the goon-juice addict attempting to satisfy his need, and you can tell just how pungent that drug-hole really is, can't you? Just don't do it.
"The Funnel" Like King Arthur and Hitler's quest for the Holy Grail, Goonie's quest for The Funnel has become an insatiable obsession. Watch him stick his spoon in the wall and slaughter all who get in his way..
"Dancing Goon" Sit back and watch AA's answer to Fred Astaire dance, prance and shimmy like it's 1999. It's hard to tell just how groovy the bastard is from these stills, so watch the video and believe that our Goonie makes Wayne Sleep look like Stan Ogden on the bog.
"Whoops! A Daisy!" It's the clumsiest clot in town.
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