Wimbledon 2 Newcastle United 0 Same team as last week, Newcastle had loads of chances to Wimbledons handful, but we lost. so ... Lets look at David Beckham's missus. Why? Well why not, it's a lot more interesting than reading about how many chances a team can miss in one match, or hearing about how the players can't play proper football on a muddy pitch , So here she is, Posh Beckham .Mr Beckham will be here in a thong in a few days, I,m looking for the origional one that she took of him.   And what about the Leeds and Sunderland lads. They will play each other tomorrow after a week of controversy for both sets of players.. For Leeds, Woodgate and Bowyer get arrested for beating up an Asian lad in a nightclub, meanwhile some of the Makem players celebrate there embarrassing defeat last week by getting off with the "Boddingtons Beer" babe Melanie Sykes. She admitted to being naughty with the players after last weeks game. Allegedly the players involved were Michael Gray, Nick Sumerbee and Lee Machin who's missus is a bit angry with him. Full story to follow. And Finally an exclusive, Here's a picture of Newcastle's next winger , Zaireian born Lua Lua, currently at Colchester, but destined to be sold to Newcastle fairly soon. Oh hang on you can't see him properly, so how about this one.

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