Dundee United 3 Newcastle United 1report
by Macbeth and his son Ben.
Starting formation was 4-4-2
Perez (oh no says Ben !!)
Charvet ..............Dabizas ................ Goma ...................Domi
Kerr.............. McClen............ Speed ..................Serrant
Maric........... Kets.
Dabizas left after 23 minutes ot be replaced by Hughes, McClen went
off at half time after a knock to be replaced by Barton. Kerr and
Serrant were replaced by Beherall and Robinson which meant we played
the last 30 minutes in 3-4-2-1, or something like that
Perez
Beherall .................Hughes ................. Goma
Charvet ............... Barton............ Speed............. Domi
Maric .................Kets
Robinson
Elsewhere you have the details of the goalscoring sequence, a bit of
padding is as follows.
Dabizas has learnt not to knock the ball 20 yads out of the centre of
defence to one of their players, he's progressed to a short passing
game which gives them far more opportunity to score from his
mistakes. A real disaster goal after less than 10 minutes. Second
came from centre wide on the right that went across evverybody to be
headed in at the back post. Difficult to apportion blame on an
individual, but Gullit clearly did as he dragged Dabizas off to bring
on Hughes. Has to be said Hughes looks the best of the central
defenders we've see this week. Third goal was from a corner. They had
some bloody great players on by this time and the Scandinavian /
Icelandic giant headed in from near the edge of the box. At 6'4"
he was dwarfed by their second half sub who must have been 6'8"
at least. Our goal came from Robinson when he came on. He got the
ball in the D stepped back a yard to make some space and curled it in
far post. Amazingly good goal.
Well
what of the general game ? I have to say it was far better than
Livingston in that we got the ball forward more, there looked more
urgency in the midfield rather than the passing for passing sakes
bollox on Tuesday. The main reason for this has to be put down to
Jamie McClen. I haven't fallen for this 11 Geordies, or 11
Englishmen, being best argument, but Jamie McClen makes you think.
He's constant action, he wants the ball, he goes looking for it, he
carries it forward, he really has that urgency that the rest of the
team seem to lack. Sadly he doesn't look to be really good enough in
what he does, but maybe that'll come. HE could very well be the
Hamann replacemnt not Dyer, as Dyer is a different type of player
altogether. Of the other two unusual starters Kerr was anonymous but
tried, Serrant was more visible but that's partly because if you
stick a centre on to the roof of the stand people notice you. Defence
was awful while Dabizas was on, but tightened up noticably with
Hughes. At the end the 3 at the back formation worked with Beherall,
Hughes and Goma. If we are to play 3 then they have to be solid
defenders with no ambition to be midfield or forwards. Hughes fits
that bill, his pace makes up for his size and I expect him to be
genuinely pushing for a place. Gary Speed just isn't up to it at the
moment, put it down to pre-season rather than incompetence, but some
of his passing is appalling. Which neatly links with Barton. Run,
Warren, run, Warren, run, run, run. But don't try and pass it. Maric
is really pushing his luck with me. I was ecstatic when we bought
him, this week he has looked like Andersson, sorry if that sounds
harsh but it's true.
Both Maric and Kets were playing out of position but I don't know
anymore what their positions are supposed to be. Maric had a one
against one that he just plain wimped out of. So maybe it's a
confidence thing. Domi isn't a wingback which is sad if we're going
to play with only three at the back as he's good defensively. Charvet
looked solid at right back, strong and keen to get forward, where is
Andy Griffin, anyone ? Serrant looked the player we saw a couple of
times last season. Hopeless. Robinson came on for half an hour and
tried, looked better at this stage than Coppinger, his goal was good.
We did make chances tonight which was a mega improvement on
Livingston and I feel more positive because of that. Our inability to
convert any of the chances (Robinson made the goal for himself) was
hugely worrying. For us to have reached this stage and not got cover
for Shearer and Ferguson is unacceptable. We haven't had two fit
forwards at the same time for nearly two years since Sir Les left and
Shearer's ankle died. It's too long.
At this moment I see the team for the Villa game, with Shearer fit
and Ferguson not as
Harper / Given / Ben / Perez
Marcelino................ Dumas ..................Goma
Charvet............... Speed .............McClen ........................Domi
Dyer
Shearer.............................. Kets
and that is just not good enough.
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