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Keiron Dyer in three in a bed romp? |
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Reports in a tabloid newspaper that Toon Hero Keiron Dyer has been involved in a three in a bed romp , with two young girls ONE OF WHOM USED TO BE A VIRGIN till she met him, have been rubbished by acquaintances of squeaky clean Kieron Dyer. "This girl just after a bit of publicity" slammed a friend of the Newcastle United star. "It's obviously wishful thinking" he continued. "Anyone who knows Keiron, will realise that the story is pure fabrication, made up by a wannabee famous teenager." The story which appeared in a British Sunday Newspaper and will no doubt be copied by other tabloids , told of how Dyer had romped with two teenagers after seducing them with Newcastle shirts and a packet of Rolos. Apparently, the two girls aged 16 and 17 had met Dyer and his friend James in the Baja Beach club on the Newcastle Quayside. At first they played hard to get, but with the thought of making big money from selling their story to the media, left with him around midnight. They went back to Dyers apartment in which he lives with his mum, who was asleep at the time.. The girls realising that they now new a lot about Dyer including his address, personal habits and the kind of car he drove, told Keiron and James that they had to go, and that was the end of the story. That was until Rachel Bennett the seventeen year old decided to make up a story about how Dyer had seduced the two girls. She stated that Dyers friend James had fallen asleep after they all got drunk on wine. As all of Keirons friends know though, Dyer likes the occasional beer but can't stand wine. She went on to say, that he persuaded them to strip off down to their bra and panties and gave them his Newcastle shirts to wear. Once again a fabrication as Keiron dosen't have a Newcastle shirt at his home. His match day shirts are given to charity after each game. Rachel goes on "My virgin girlfriend suddenly suggested a threesome, She just turned round and said "Why don't we all SCORE with each other? After that she turned to Keiron and started kissing him , within minutes we were both naked, apart from our Newcastle shirts. He offered us his last rolos then took off his Boxer shorts. I asked what we should do next , my friend said, "Don't treat him like a toy." He replied "I don't mind being treated like a toy", We both started kissing him and before I knew it my friend was S****G him. I wasn't going to be left out and after she fell asleep I S****D him as well. He was really good , had a lovely muscley body and knew how to please a woman. He lasted the whole 90 minutes and even did extra time"..... She went on describing her fantasy in graphic detail, which we for reasons of decency can't reprint. But friends of Mr Dyer can confirm that he dosen't like Rolos "He's a 'Curly Whirly' man "said an Ex.... " and as for the 90 minutes in bed, it's a load of bollocks,I've known Keiron for a long time" said an Ex girlfriend in Ipswich , "and although a lovely lad, he was a bit of a two minute hero, It's obvious that he is being set up" said the former lover . "He's also going to become a father soon, he wouldn't be unfaithful , it's just not in his nature. He may flirt a bit, but that's as far as it would go" So there you have it, more made up rubbish by a wannabee famous publicity seeker. I just wonder what her parents think of her.... |
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