We
have found at our alcoholics
centre here in Seaham C.
Durham,
that one of the best ways for footballers to reform from their demon
drink problem is for them to touch their feminine
side and dress up in women's
erotic undies. Soon they are back on the right track although the
side affects of the cure is that they persist in donning frilly
knickers for the rest of their lives. That's
no problem for us as we make vast amounts of money from the overpaid
weak willed men (verbal abuse is also one of our techniques).
So
do you have a problem with alcohol? If so then donning some of these
lovely items on display by some of our more famous models could be
the cure that
you have been looking for.

 
Mars , an old friend of Gazze
now resides in Birmingham. he has been our longest serving model
having introduced Gazze (above) Antoine (below) and Collie (not
shown) into the wonderful world of Exoholics. the MARS outfit is a
mere $395 and is available only in smaller sizes of Small or Laughable
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Gazze

Welcome to the All
new Exoholics-Lingerie catalogue , We are pleased to have four New
Exquisite Models to show off the our new winter collections or Erotic
undies for reformed alcoholic footballers. Our newest models
"Gazze" is wearing the latest Toon basque in black and
white stripes, It is available in 3 sizes, Small, medium and beer
belly and is yours for a mere $495 Plus tax. |

we have great pleasure in introducing the brand new Stingray outfit.
Although it may look remarkably like last years Antoine kit, it has
been compleatly remodeled The arm bands now have velcro fastenings
and their is a padded pouch for those like our model Alex Stingray
who aren't that well endowed. The 1999 Stingray outfit is a little
pricey some say at $999 but it is a limited edition and will give
years of pleasure
Stingray |
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For the Larger man why not
get into the Antoine outfit. It has been specially designed to pull
in that beer belly and is virtually unnoticeable under polyester
outfits of todays well dressed footballers. The ANTOINE outfit is
available in medium, Fat , and grossly overweight . It comes with
thigh length boots (studs Extra) which are fitted with Keane proof
shin protectors Antoine is priced at a very reasonable $650
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