Dear Rik , I recently went to Greece for my holidays. We were on Corfu and the women were so easy to get off with. Atleast that's what I thought . The first night I got off with a really bonny lass. She was a local, and she told me that she had been Miss Greece 4 years ago. Anyway she was working in a bar and I got talking to her . She was really friendly and by the end of the night I thought I was going to score. She gave me a picture of herself and wrote her address on the back saying that she really wanted to see me again but I would have to wait for a week.

Anyway the next night we again went to Corfu town and me and my mates pulled these three lasses. They were real slappers and I knew that tonight was going to be my lucky night , They sounded like Geordies which was great. Imagine though my horror when they told us they were from SUNDERLAND. I was going to ditch them straight away but my friends reckoned it didn't really matter where they were from, a lay was a lay. Again though it wasn't to be my night as the lass that I'd pulled passed out .

We all staggered back to the hotel, On approaching our room we heard a hell of a racket going on inside. We burst in to find that Sting the ginger geek had scored with the most gorgeous lass I'd ever seen.I was really pissed off being the only one still not to have got off with anyone.. The following two nights were just as bad. Maybe I had too much to drink., but I wasn't enjoying myself, the other lads just took the piss out of me as these photos show.

Still , I still had the weekend to look forward to and my date with Miss Greece. I couldn't wait to see her, so called on her the following night. She told me that she would be finishing at 4 am and did I fancy meeting her down on the beach.  WOW I thought, my luck had changed. As the picture that I enclosed shows though. The holiday of a lifetime turned out to be the nightmare from hell.

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