Are you a Makem in disguise?

As we all know, "the Makems" are the thickest people in England. This test has been devised to weed out those Sunderland inhabitants coming to this site. If you get only one or two right you must surely be a Makem. Your IP number will be noted and you will no longer be able to access this site.

      Do they have a 4th of July in France? 

      How many birthdays does the average Makem have?

      Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

      How many outs are there in a baseball inning?

      Is it legal for a man in Sunderland to marry his widow's sister?

      Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

      If there are 3 pints on the bar and you take away 2, how many do you have?

      A Geordie gives a makem three pounds telling him he can spend one every half hour.
      How many minutes would the money last?

      Peter Reid has 17 players, but all but 9 are injured. How many are fit to play?

      How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

      How many two pence pieces are there in a dozen?