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Why I HATE MAN U....
Man United, too much respect... I think
not. We have recently found our first link on another site and
although it was nice to see, it wrongfully claims we give the
Manks too much respect in our pages. Well, if you actually knew us,
you would know that we hate them so much it would probably scare even
the most devout of Mank haters. That having been said, being one to
receive criticism gracefully, I am the first to admit that I might
well have lost sight of my hatred of the putrid stench of red and
black in the creation of these web pages, what with one thing and
another. From now on, this page is going to be dedicated to proving
once and for all that here at ArseOnLine we absolutely despise United.
Up for it ? here goes, then...
Now, I don't know if any of you have seen
the new fanzine pages on Channel 4 teletext, (page 174) well they are
regularly updated pages featuring our mighty double winners... but,
in sharp contrast to this if you want to fuel your repulsion of last
seasons feeble runners up the go to page 171. Now this in itself is
enough to piss you off, because why are they on p171 and not us, we
are way down on p174, we are the champions and cup holders, we are
below Blackburn and Liverpool as well. Anyway I digress, if you read
some of the letters on these pages it is enough to make you sick, it
is full of people from all over the country (surprisingly, none from
Mankchester) continuing with their pathetic Mank propaganda. In fact,
yesterday one phrase was "the media jumping on the anyone but
United bandwagon...". What is all that about ? What those tw*ts
fail to realise is, that everyone hates them, not just the media,
absolutely everyone. As with anything, there are reasons for this...
there are in fact so many reasons, it's hard to see why anyone would
actually contemplate supporting the filthy scumbags in the first place.
I beleive in the following philosophy,
when you see a Mank shirt, you instantly start to hate the person.
For instance, if you were on holiday and you started talking to
someone... we all know the routine you've had a few lagers and you
get talking about the most important thing in life; footie, and they
say they support Blackburn. What happens next is fairly predictable,
they give you a bit of stick (3-1 at Highbury, Gallagher, etc.), you
give them some (4-1 at Ewood, Bio-Nic Anelka), then you have a beer
and a laugh with them. Ok, nothing too controversial there, now, put
a United shirt (any of their 90 colours, lets just say their
Southampton away, grey number) on this person. You wouldn't even
bother talking to them in the first place, would you ? and if you
were forced into it or caught unawares, you would instantly look down
on them as the lowest of the low.
Claims from most Mank scum are that the
principle reason for everyone hating them is jealousy... NO IT ISN'T,
STOP SAYING THAT, NO ONE IS, EVER HAS BEEN OR EVER WILL BE JEALOUS OF
YOU, EVERYONE HATES YOU, THERE IS NO REASON FOR ANYONE AT ALL TO BE
JEALOUS... (anyway, caps lock off). How can they say everyone is
jealous of their success ? Before the 1992 season, they had won just
7 league titles, and hadn't won a league since 1966. Now, I know the
*anky Tottenham Hotspur from Sh*te Hart Lane might see this as
successful and are probably jealous but the likes of us and Liverpool
had won far more than this. I mean Liverpool have won the league 18
times, no one would ever be jealous of the Manks. Everyone who hates
them would prefer their own team to never win another thing that
support the Mank scum. Everyone loves it when they lose, and it was
especially sweet when we hammered them twice last season. The league
games at Highbury and Old Shatford were legendary and instrumental in
our title success, Anelka and Marky Overmars running them ragged,
even then Ferguson wouldn't admit being beaten good and proper. After
the first game of last season, the 1-1 draw with Leeds, Georgie
Graham admitted "we have seen this season's Champions
today", and went on to give us loads of respectful praise,
saying why we would go on to win the League. As you all know, we
proved him right. Now can you imagine Taggart doing this ? When has
he ever given anyone any praise at all ? When you think of all of the
teams in the Premiership and most of the First division, the Manks
have given us all a reason to hate them, and it's certainly not
jealousy. Remember Cantona (Palace, Swindon etc.) Schmeichel
(Arsenal, Charlton, Liverpool), Ferguson (Liverpool, us again) the
list goes on and on. Why wasn't Cantona banned for life ? For what he
did any other player would have been banned from playing in this
country again. The FA are sh*t scared of Alex Ferguson for some
reason, that said, you couldn't imagine any other player doing it.
How did Schmiechel get away with giving Wrighty that tirade of racist
abuse ? Once again, any other player would have been severely
reprimanded, and ended up with a fine and loads more punishment.
Here we will return to their fans, when
we played them in the Charity Shield, the atmosphere was completely
different to that of the Cup Final. I know the competitions are
completely different and there is a lot more at stake in the Cup
Final, but I'm not referring to the actual match atmosphere. I'm
talking about, on the tube, on the trains and around the ground.
There was tension everywhere, horrible, hostile tension. I didn't see
any trouble but you could tell, that it wasn't far away. Now contrast
this with the Cup Final in May, I ran onto a tube, as the doors were
shutting and straight into a whole car full of black and white shirts
(and people inside them, obviously). Totally full of Newcastle fans,
my instant thought, was that I was going to get a kicking, but the
Newcastle fans were absolutely brilliant, we had a right laugh. They
were singing (something about Peter Reid having a f*cking monkeys
heed, or something like that), and I was coming back with stuff about
winning the league (on my own). When I got off the tube, loads of
them shook my hand, and incidentally most of them also congratulated
me (and Arsenal, I think) for winning the League, and I quote...
"At least United won f*ck all!". The Newcastle fans all
stayed to clap Arsenal while Big Tone lifted the trophy. After the
Charity Shield, at the final whistle, the United end was empty, their
was not a Mank to be seen. After the Cup Final, people of all ages,
men and women were coming over to us, and you could see the
disappointment in their eyes, but they still offered congratulations,
still shook hands. Can you imagine a Mank doing this, they would be
far more likely to get into one of their sappy little gangs and try
and give you a kicking with their plastic slip-on shoes (that,
incidentally always wear with filthy elasticated jeans) and that is
not even open to debate, that is a fact. The Cup Final was one of the
most enjoyable games I have ever been to, not just because we won the
double on that day, but because the Newcastle fans were such a good laugh.
More reasons to hate them...which we will go into detail
about at a later date on these pages... Schmeichel (racist scum),
Neville, Giggs, Beckham (the thick moron cost us the World Cup),
Ferguson (whinger), their fans who think it their god given right to
win things, Scholes, Butt, Ince (not quite so much now, although he
did himself no favours by writing Wrighty out of the World Cup),
Solskjaer (slyly filthy), Andy Cole (useless tw*t), Teddy Sheringham
(unbelievably bad in the Charity Shield), Keane (how does he get away
with it?), Cantona (see Keane), even all of their ex-players are
completely biased, i.e.Dennis Law, Bobby Charlton, George Best.
By Marcus.... |
