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AND GIGSY WIGSY IS RYAN GIGGS. ONE QUESTION STILL REMAINS UNANSWERED THOUGH WHAT DOES GIGSY KEEP IN HIS BAG ? We followed gigsy on his way back from staffordshire where he had been filming the Tubbies to see if we could find out . |
Ryan did indeed have a new friend. Suddenly out of the mist appeared a man dressed all in purple, was it one the the village people we wondered? |
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As he got closer we realised who it was. "Don't do it" shouted peter "It's my turn" but it was too late once again he had come up to score but had failed miserably |
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Davinia Murphy is a rich bitch and like gigsy is also into acting. At first they got on like a house on fire, she moved in with him and everything looked rosie. However when gigsy took on the new roll as Gigsy Wigsy in the teletubbies she became Jealous as she had also wanted the roll. It had seemed to her as natural progression up the acting ladder after her role in Hollyoaks. Then when surfing the net one day she found out about Ryans little secret. At first she was sickened and furious that he could prefer a sheep to her but in a final attempt to accommodate his fetish , she bought herself a sheep mask. |
This had the complete reverse affect on GIGSY. When he met up with her in a nightclub outside Manchester on Saturday night. He went off his head and punched her in the face. She had to be treated for shock and a suspected broken nose in a local hospital . Well GIGSY, you over rated, over paid, spoilt little brat. you should be ashamed of yourself hitting a defenceless girl is inexcusable. I only wish that I was playing football against you on Saturday. I would break more than your nose if I had the chance you wimp. |
Oh Davinia darling, what did you ever see in that manc moron? If you want a real man you should come and live on Toonside. |
Well It is infact because they have been ordered to keep there kits on by the manager. He does not want the world to know that half his team are a bunch or girlies.
Unfortunately though for Man U, THE STUN newspaper here in the UK. Has persuaded a number of the man U babes to peel off. For a large amount of money (about £50 We have been Told) The girlies will reveal all. They are being called the "MAN U R LOVELIES" and each week a new Man U girlie will get their kit off for THE STUN.
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The first GIRLIE to appear is Nicey BUTT. She looks a lot better on page 3 than on the football pitch. |
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News just in...................The Nice Boys to split up .....
After many weeks of uncertainty, an announcement has just been made, that the world famous pop group "THE NICE BOYS" are to be disbanded. There has been allot of unrest in the group since Scary nice boy "Erica" embarked on his solo career 3 months ago. He had also asked for a larger cut of the profits saying that HE was the main reason that the Nice boys merchandise sold so well. He is to form his own band with his old friend "May".
