Top Tips

A few of my top 10's

Top 10 favourite foods:
  1. Stew
  2. Tuna
  3. Cheese
  4. Chewy meat treats
  5. Weetabix
  6. Bread and Milk
  7. Prawn Crackers (when they stick to my tongue)
  8. Bacon fat
  9. Biscuit Treats
  10. Any type of treat designed to clean teeth
Top 10 likes:
  1. Going for Walks
  2. Going anywhere in the car
  3. My Bed
  4. Tummy tickles
  5. Treats
  6. Mad half hours
  7. Being nosey
  8. Kissing people
  9. Cuddles
  10. Lady Dogs
Top 10 dislikes:
  1. Rain
  2. Having teeth cleaned
  3. Loud noises
  4. Wiggly Giggly Ball
  5. Being woken up
  6. Getting dirty
  7. Shiny floors
  8. Dog Choc Drops
  9. Going in the garden alone
  10. Having nails clipped

And finally a few tips for a happier life:

  • You can never have too much sleep.
  • If you want something, try to look as pathetic as possible (ears flat to head and wide, sad eyes)
  • Allow your humans to pet you now and again - it makes them feel special.
  • Nuzzling your humans makes them want to please you.
  • Always find the longest grass to do your business in - your humans enjoy a scooper challenge.

Hope these help

Nobby