Quotes

from the best show on earth

Here are some of my favourite quotes from the show. If there are any quotes that you think should be added to this list e-mail me at shortie@globalnet.co.uk

Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself. 'Cause as i understand it, you're not allowed through it with more than one girl in the car. - JOEY,about driving through "The Tunnel of Commitment"

Can't a guy just send a Barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymore? - ROSS, defending his demonstration of affection for Rachel

You don't do anything. Play it cool. Just keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings. Don't cry out loud! - CHANDLER, advising Ross on how to handle his jealousy over Mark's interest in Rachel

Now, just as she's about to drift off, you hug her, then you roll her over to her side of the bed - she still thinks you're just hugging - and you slip away. Hug for her. Roll for you. - ROSS, explaining how he gets space on his side of the bed

Wow, I'm going out with someone who's getting a divorce. I'm such a grown-up. - CHANDLER

But it was like all of a sudden we were this couple, you know? And some sort of alarm went off in my head: "Get out of the building! Run for your life!" - CHANDLER, fearful of committing to Janice

Hey it toook me twenty-eight years to find one man I wanted to spend my life with. If I have to wait another twenty-eight, I'll be fifty-six before I have a baby. And that's just stupid. - MONICA

Wait, wait, wait. Chloe...works with that guy Isaac...whose sister...is Jasmine...who works at the massage place with Pheobe...and Pheobe knows Rachel and that's the trail! - CHANDLER, predicting how Rachel will find out Ross cheated on her