American Pie
As reviewed by Miguel Cocopops Kesey
Naw. Naw, naw and naw... This film is just an insult to males everywhere. Ok, so I'm lying...it's an insult to a couple of males everywhere. It seems to think that all we guys think about is sex, sex and sex...not only that, they assume that we never thought about using our tongues before...gawd.
Anyway, this film was supposed to be really funny, and hilariously disgusting, but it ended up being pretty boring and just disgusting...
It's about this group of young hormones who vow to lose their virginity before they goto college..."Is that it?" you may say, and that's exactly what I said, because I thought that was just the main jist, I expected sub-plots and themes, but, no, that was it. Was this written as a high school essay by any chance?
I admit, I laughed at many parts, albeit a little chuckle, but this film didn't generate anything else, and it certainly is nothing compared to other films in the genre, like "Airwolf : The Movie".
All in all, I didn't like this film...normally when you think back on films, you're kind to them, and think of them a tad more fondly than you should, but I watched this film, and thought it was alright, but thinking back on it, it's shit.
It's hilariously funny if you're stupid. It could be classed as chortle-inducing...
Apart from that, it's a peurile puddle of piss.